Not Rank...I wouldn't rank my friends.
I would however let them have a grudge match. A fight to the death if you will.
I would set up some sort of tournament. No rules. Anything goes. Sorry fellas, but balls are fair game. However, keep all fingers out of all orifices, except the mouth. And for some in my circle who want to get it on (*Cough*..you know who you are)...you may not use this fighting match as excuses to stick his johnson in your taco..got it?
Winner gets top spot. When you exit the tournament depicts your ranking.
Now, this is all dependent on people in my circle wanting to be my #1 friend. Which, I assume they all do, seeing as how I am probably the coolest lilgangsta that they know.
I will message you with the details. I expect EP to televise this event. Contacting them now.