Can't Drink It.

I was dating this incredibly hot guy named Josh ten years ago.  He had beautiful long hair and he reminded me of Peter Steele, only shorter and a little less built.  Anyway, we would go to this goth club on the weekends and drink like it was cool or something.  I am a seasoned drinker.  I can hold my liquor beyond the point that anyone my size should really be able to.  (Thank you, wasted teenage years!) 

So, Josh and I were going shot for shot of tequila.  There was beer and some kind of red test tube shot things going on in between the tequila.  I was so drunk out of my tree, that I couldn't feel my legs.  I spent a half hour with my head in the toilet at the club, which was nasty.  Josh had to carry me out of the club, so he put me in a fireman's hold.  Wtg.  I puked in his hair, of course.

When I woke up, I had no idea how we got back to his apartment and I had somehow stuffed toilet paper in my shoes. 

Ever since, tequila and I have not been friends.
RubyInTheSkyWithCheetos RubyInTheSkyWithCheetos
31-35, F
1 Response Aug 1, 2011

tequila can be deadly. it either had me laughing, crying or fighting lol. that and wl wellers whiskey.

Jose is an abusive lover. lol