I Can't Find Jeans That Fit Me
What I noticed is that jeans are getting tighter and tighter! (Well, same goes with other clothes)
I went shopping lately. I tried on about 20 pairs of jeans. Half of them didn't even go above my ***. WTF, AM I REALLY THAT FAT?? Or are the designers trying to say that it's not worth having a booty, OH COMEEE ON ! XD
I have that problem cuz if the jeans lay perfectly on me, something MUST be wrong. Either be that too tight around tommy, too long or a design I don't like. No, I don't want the f***ing designs you offer me, they're ugly. And no, don't lie to me that the jeans will loosen up themselves in time, cuz in the laundry they'll only shrink, you lying motherf*ckers -.- Been there, done that.
I wonder what trousers to buy now, they don't seem to make jeans of my size anymore
I went shopping lately. I tried on about 20 pairs of jeans. Half of them didn't even go above my ***. WTF, AM I REALLY THAT FAT?? Or are the designers trying to say that it's not worth having a booty, OH COMEEE ON ! XD
I have that problem cuz if the jeans lay perfectly on me, something MUST be wrong. Either be that too tight around tommy, too long or a design I don't like. No, I don't want the f***ing designs you offer me, they're ugly. And no, don't lie to me that the jeans will loosen up themselves in time, cuz in the laundry they'll only shrink, you lying motherf*ckers -.- Been there, done that.
I wonder what trousers to buy now, they don't seem to make jeans of my size anymore