Loud Chewing Seriously Affects My Opinion Of People.

Most people who hear that I hate loud chewing will say "You can't help it if you're eating chips or carrots!"  But it's not crunching that bothers me, it's the mouth noises behind the crunching.  The wet, smooshy, smacking noises.  I don't care what you're eating, or how crunchy it is, I shouldn't have to hear your tongue smacking against the top of your mouth!

Alliya Alliya
31-35, F
2 Responses Mar 12, 2010

This annoys the CRAP out of me. I'm not sure what causes this to happen; is it natural or do you just suck at eating?!?!? And when they shovel the food in their mouth like they're some long lost homeless child who hasn't had anything to eat in weeks. Grrr!!!I'm glad that I'm not the only one.

What else is horrid is when someone has finally finished noisily crunching through their packet of crisps when they suck the last bits off their fingers making horrible sucky kissy noises. YEOW!