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I Can't Stand Sarah Palin

Just For The Tea Baggers ~

By: OnlyOneChiquita
Written on January 28th, 2011
Age: 41-45 , Female
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  • dirtyoldhippy

    how appropriate, head is full of air.... lol! thats some funny stuff.

    Dec 27, 2011
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  • williemcd

    The last post on this thread is exactly what I'd expect from a Palin hate group... Meaning .. it makes no sense at all... Bill in Va.

    Nov 10, 2011
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  • good123456

    presence and you can weigh his quarters with a steelyard.

    They laughed at me, Siringo joining in, and Mr. Field ordered the drinks. Mac, said the detective, these gentlemen are all right, and you shouldn't take any offense, for I don't blame them for driving a hard bargain. I'd probably do the same thing if I was the buyer instead of the seller. And remember, Mac, if the deal goes through, you are to drive the herd at the seller's risk, and deliver it at any point the buyer designates, they accepting without expense or reserve the cattle only. It means over three months' further expense, with a remuda thrown back on your hands; and all these incidentals run into money fast. Gentlemen, unless you increase the advance cash payment, I don't see how you can expect me to shade my offer. What's your hurry, Mac?

    As oakley dispatch sunglasses sale it was growing late, I had arisen, and saying that I expected to move camp to-morrow, invited the party to join me at the bar. I informed the buyers, during the few minutes' interim, that if they wished to look the cattle over again, the herd would cross the river below old Fort Dodge about noon the next day. They thanked me for the information, saying it was quite possible that they might drive down, and discussing the matter we all passed into the street. With the understanding that the prospect of making a deal was not hopeless, Siringo excused himself, and we strolled away together. No sooner was the coast clear than I informed the detective of the arrival of my brother, putting him in possession of every fact regarding Archie Tolleston. He readily agreed with me that the recent break between the latter and his former employer was a dangerous factor, and even went so far as to say that Tolleston's posing as a trail-cutter at Doan's Crossing was more than likely a ruse. I was giving the detective a detailed description of Archie, when he stopped me and asked what his special weaknesses were, if he had any. Whiskey and women, I replied. That's good, said he, and I want you to send me in one of your best men in the morning--I mean one who will drink and carouse. He can watch the trains, and if this fellow shows up, we'll keep him soaked and let him enjoy himself. Send me one that's good for a ten days' protracted drunk. You think the other herds will be here within a few days? That's all I want to know.

    I reached camp a little before dark, and learned that Bob's herd had dropped in just below us on the Mulberry. He expected to lie over a few days in passing Dodge, and I lost no time in preparing to visit his camp. While riding out that evening, I had made up my mind to send in Dorg Seay, as he was a heady fellow, and in drinking had an oak-tan stomach. Taking him with me, I rode down the Mulberry and reached the lower camp just as my brother and his oakley juliet sunglasses outfit were returning from bedding-down the cattle. Bob readily agreed that the detective's plans were perfectly feasible, and offered to play a close second to Seay if it was necessary. And if his own brother does say so, Bob Quirk never met the man who could drink him under the table.

    My herd started early for the Saw Log, and the wagon for town. Bob had agreed to go into Dodge in the morning, so Dorg stayed with our outfit and was to go in with me after crossing the river. We threaded our way through the other herds, and shortly before noon made an easy ford about a mile below old Fort Dodge. As we came down to the river, a

    Nov 10, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    I must admit I called her a "retard" and a "*****" after she flamed me, but I have since deleted those posts, because I felt sorry for her and well, bad about myself. Thanks for your love and understanding, C. That's what makes you THE BEST!!! ♥

    Feb 9, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    No worries.

    Feb 8, 2011
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  • hounddog22

    ok im done i was drinking agine im sory for starting mess on your page im going back in the dog house now

    Feb 5, 2011
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  • MichaelDuMaine

    There's a guy on the news who is building an alien refueling station on onwe of the mountains at Pikes Peak - and he looks like an alien love doll himself! Too funny, but seriously, it's all over the denver news channels right now! LMAO



    PS - he too said "If you build it, they will come"!!! ROFL

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    Yosemite, If you build it, they will come....lol...

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • outercalm

    I'm almost tempted look at your web site burgy but have a feeling work is not the place to be viewing that type of site.

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • Burgy

    Braintumor, I’m no expert on personal life-like, inflatable-love-dolls* but that looks to me like a hand puppet that you’re sporting there.



    * Full disclosure I actually an expert on personal life-like, inflatable-love-dolls. Just see my website, imanexpertonpersonallifelikeinflatablelovedolls.com

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    OMG...The Ann C. doll scares me!!...LMAO



    I was considering posting it, but I don't think I could take the heat, AGAIN. = )

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • outercalm

    Somewhere there is probably some guy in his mothers basement with a Sarah doll on his right and an Ann doll on his left.



    You don't want to be thinkin about that for too long, now do you. LOL

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • hlpflwthat

    Why is it allays bout guns with you vampires?



    =)

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • MichaelDuMaine

    I have a dart gun... :-))

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • EvesHarvest

    *Adding some fire starter to the ashes and hlpflwthat's twigs*



    Oh, there is an Ann Coulter blow up doll, which apparently has not been real successful. Poor Ann.



    Warning! Do not hit on this link if something graphic is going to disturb you, or if you are prone to stomach problems!



    http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2989720

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • hlpflwthat

    (watches Eve stir the ashes)



    (giggles hysterically)



    (grabs some dry twigs)

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • EvesHarvest

    Wow, you really hit a nerve with this story, Chiquita. Going after people's irrational worship of Sarah Palin is one thing, but going after their relationship with their special Sarah doll, boy, that really raises the stakes.



    The name-calling was about as over-the-top as I have ever seen here.



    Does anyone know--Is there an Ann Coulter doll? I need to do some dart practice.

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    Hold down the fort, Yosemite. I'll be back later. *wink*

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    I could not agree more, PFG. = )

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    Can you believe a stupid Sarah Palin blow up doll started this whole drama, Yosemite?? LOL

    Feb 2, 2011
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  • Burgy

    Not sure what you're refering to.



    Looks to be right about the same as my Glenn Beck doll. If I ever get my hands on one I'll let you know.

    Feb 1, 2011
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  • outercalm

    Is it just me, or does that doll look a little out of scale, a bit over endowed?

    Feb 1, 2011
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  • Burgy

    :)

    Feb 1, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    I misunderstood your comment. Forgive me. Once the drama starts, it's difficult to put on the brakes. Sorry, Burgy.

    Feb 1, 2011
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  • Burgy

    Giggelets, being transgendered does not equate to being straight, bisexual or homosexual though I’d venture to guess that there is typically an overlapping correlation and hence the widespread confusion of the term’s use.



    It’s about one’s self identified gender identity and looking at your profile I’m in chiquata69’s camp here even if around these parts she is a well known lowlife piece of trash, two faced twisted lying *****.



    Walks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck…



    based upon how your profile representation I don’t believe that you’d find yourself all that welcome, publicly, at many Palin rallies if you were to show up in person presenting yourself in a similar fashion. In private I’m quite certain that those in the movement who are at least capable of setting aside their sexual repression for the moment and then take their guilt out on others publicly would appreciate your presence.



    Update on the availability on these dolls within the Richmond Virginia area folks—the news is not good. Apparently they’ve all been sent to the Dallas area in order to address the Super Bowl related sex worker shortage there. Willie was willing to part with one if I were to break down and provide him with that… You guessed it, “Cleveland Steamer”.



    Alas it just was not meant to be. As my profile states, I Will Not Give You a Cleveland Steamer Willie!!!

    Feb 1, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    If you don't think it's funny, then don't look at it. It's not like I am forcing anyone to check out this story. You folks need to take some responsibility for your own actions.



    She came here and attacked me, I responded. I did not ask her or invite her to come here, nor did I ask you.

    Feb 1, 2011
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  • quilty56

    Some people like the inflatable doll and others don't. Get over it. You can't expect everyone to agree with you. I know I don't like it.



    Also, I know lots of conservative men who are not Palin fans. In many ways, it seems to be the liberals that keep bringing her up. Proactive on the campaign trail already they are.

    Feb 1, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    Um, whatevs....you know that isn't the truth. I don't have to defend myself to the likes of you. When I deleted you, we were still "friends".



    I don't think I am better than anyone, I think you have made that point for me.



    You said, "i dont talk to liars ".

    Excuse me? You attacked me on MY story, Dizzy. Are you mental???

    Feb 8, 2011
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  • OnlyOneChiquita

    Wow....Dizzy....a personal attack? So we can add "immature" to your long list of personality disorders. I'm curious what you feel I have been "two faced" about?



    I threw you out of my circle months ago when you first began leaving nasty, judgemental comments on peoples stories. I have called you out before, on other stories. So at what point was I "two faced"?



    As for being a "lieing" *****....you don't even know me. I've never lied to you, I don't give a flying **** about you...why would I bother??



    A *****? I have been married to the same man for 25 years. I am 42 right now. I was a virgin on my wedding night, I am nowhere near being a *****.



    Sounds like somebody is practicing the art of "transferance". (Look it up, Dizzy!)

    Feb 8, 2011
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  • MichaelDuMaine

    LilAnnie - we shall band together, all of us commie scum bags... Everyone always called me evil, so it is not a new insult...

    Feb 1, 2011
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