Just For The Tea Baggers ~

Now you won't have to close your eyes or use your imagination when you ma$turbate...ENJOY!

OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita
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41 Responses Jan 28, 2011

how appropriate, head is full of air.... lol! thats some funny stuff.

The last post on this thread is exactly what I'd expect from a Palin hate group... Meaning .. it makes no sense at all... Bill in Va.

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They laughed at me, Siringo joining in, and Mr. Field ordered the drinks. Mac, said the detective, these gentlemen are all right, and you shouldn't take any offense, for I don't blame them for driving a hard bargain. I'd probably do the same thing if I was the buyer instead of the seller. And remember, Mac, if the deal goes through, you are to drive the herd at the seller's risk, and deliver it at any point the buyer designates, they accepting without expense or reserve the cattle only. It means over three months' further expense, with a remuda thrown back on your hands; and all these incidentals run into money fast. Gentlemen, unless you increase the advance cash payment, I don't see how you can expect me to shade my offer. What's your hurry, Mac?<br />
As oakley dispatch sunglasses sale it was growing late, I had arisen, and saying that I expected to move camp to-morrow, invited the party to join me at the bar. I informed the buyers, during the few minutes' interim, that if they wished to look the cattle over again, the herd would cross the river below old Fort Dodge about noon the next day. They thanked me for the information, saying it was quite possible that they might drive down, and discussing the matter we all passed into the street. With the understanding that the prospect of making a deal was not hopeless, Siringo excused himself, and we strolled away together. No sooner was the coast clear than I informed the detective of the arrival of my brother, putting him in possession of every fact regarding Archie Tolleston. He readily agreed with me that the recent break between the latter and his former employer was a dangerous factor, and even went so far as to say that Tolleston's posing as a trail-cutter at Doan's Crossing was more than likely a ruse. I was giving the detective a detailed desc<x>ription of Archie, when he stopped me and asked what his special weaknesses were, if he had any. Whiskey and women, I replied. That's good, said he, and I want you to send me in one of your best men in the morning--I mean one who will drink and carouse. He can watch the trains, and if this fellow shows up, we'll keep him soaked and let him enjoy himself. Send me one that's good for a ten days' protracted drunk. You think the other herds will be here within a few days? That's all I want to know.<br />
I reached camp a little before dark, and learned that Bob's herd had dropped in just below us on the Mulberry. He expected to lie over a few days in passing Dodge, and I lost no time in preparing to visit his camp. While riding out that evening, I had made up my mind to send in Dorg Seay, as he was a heady fellow, and in drinking had an oak-tan stomach. Taking him with me, I rode down the Mulberry and reached the lower camp just as my brother and his oakley juliet sunglasses outfit were returning from bedding-down the cattle. Bob readily agreed that the detective's plans were perfectly feasible, and offered to play a close second to Seay if it was necessary. And if his own brother does say so, Bob Quirk never met the man who could drink him under the table.<br />
My herd started early for the Saw Log, and the wagon for town. Bob had agreed to go into Dodge in the morning, so Dorg stayed with our outfit and was to go in with me after crossing the river. We threaded our way through the other herds, and shortly before noon made an easy ford about a mile below old Fort Dodge. As we came down to the river, a

I must admit I called her a "retard" and a "*****" after she flamed me, but I have since deleted those posts, because I felt sorry for her and well, bad about myself. Thanks for your love and understanding, C. That's what makes you THE BEST!!! &hearts;

No worries.

ok im done i was drinking agine im sory for starting mess on your page im going back in the dog house now

Yosemite, If you build it, they will come....lol...

I'm almost tempted look at your web site burgy but have a feeling work is not the place to be viewing that type of site.

OMG...The Ann C. doll scares me!!...LMAO<br />
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I was considering posting it, but I don't think I could take the heat, AGAIN. = )

Somewhere there is probably some guy in his mothers ba<x>sement with a Sarah doll on his right and an Ann doll on his left.<br />
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You don't want to be thinkin about that for too long, now do you. LOL

Why is it allays bout guns with you vampires?<br />
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*Adding some fire starter to the ashes and hlpflwthat's twigs*<br />
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Oh, there is an Ann Coulter blow up doll, which apparently has not been real successful. Poor Ann.<br />
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Warning! Do not hit on this link if something graphic is going to disturb you, or if you are prone to stomach problems!<br />
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(watches Eve stir the ashes)<br />
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(giggles hysterically)<br />
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(grabs some dry twigs)

Wow, you really hit a nerve with this story, Chiquita. Going after people's irrational worship of Sarah Palin is one thing, but going after their relationship with their special Sarah doll, boy, that really raises the stakes. <br />
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The name-calling was about as over-the-top as I have ever seen here.<br />
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Does anyone know--Is there an Ann Coulter doll? I need to do some dart practice.

Hold down the fort, Yosemite. I'll be back later. *wink*

I could not agree more, PFG. = )

Can you believe a stupid Sarah Palin blow up doll started this whole drama, Yosemite?? LOL

Is it just me, or does that doll look a little out of scale, a bit over endowed?

I misunderstood your comment. Forgive me. Once the drama starts, it's difficult to put on the brakes. Sorry, Burgy.

If you don't think it's funny, then don't look at it. It's not like I am forcing anyone to check out this story. You folks need to take some responsibility for your own actions. <br />
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She came here and attacked me, I responded. I did not ask her or invite her to come here, nor did I ask you.

Um, whatevs....you know that isn't the truth. I don't have to defend myself to the likes of you. When I deleted you, we were still "friends".<br />
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I don't think I am better than anyone, I think you have made that point for me.<br />
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You said, "i dont talk to liars ". <br />
Excuse me? You attacked me on MY story, Dizzy. Are you mental???

Wow....Dizzy....a personal attack? So we can add "immature" to your long list of personality disorders. I'm curious what you feel I have been "two faced" about?<br />
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I threw you out of my circle months ago when you first began leaving nasty, judgemental comments on peoples stories. I have called you out before, on other stories. So at what point was I "two faced"?<br />
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As for being a "lieing" *****....you don't even know me. I've never lied to you, I don't give a flying **** about you...why would I bother??<br />
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A *****? I have been married to the same man for 25 years. I am 42 right now. I was a virgin on my wedding night, I am nowhere near being a *****. <br />
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Sounds like somebody is practicing the art of "transferance". (Look it up, Dizzy!)

Nail on the head, BabyG. Nail on the mutha luvin head! This woman is not representing womens rights or equalities, if anything, she sets the movement back forty years. I just want to scream, Betty Boop Palin does NOT represent me, I have a brain! <br />
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Say what you will about Hillary, but she is a very politically savvy, intelligent, sophisticated woman. That fact is indisputable.<br />
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Sarah Palin is simply not qualified/prepared to govern the local Walmart , let alone an entire country.

I supported Hillary Clinton and it use to bother me how horribly she was ridiculed and demonized on both sides, right and left. So when I started to see myself doing the same thing to Palin, I knew I was one big fat hypocrite.<br />
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EXCEPT, Ms. Palin is a grad A, world class mixer. She comes out and identifies her opponents (people who think like Ido) as evil, commie, socialist terrorists who are trying to destroy America and must be defeated....ok....game on. All's fair, including rubber dolls!.

@bt .. that little cat kinda pissed me off and it has nothing to do with the fact im a dog and it is a cat or should i say *****... that pissed me off i like a good joke even if its aimed at me but that ***** cant even understand that a joke is a joke freedon of speach

@ destiney24 you are a *** and i think you are way out of line...... you need to stand down unless she is your mom stand the **** down it was a joke and i for one voted for her i think she is aussome my god child is autistic and i dont think she is a shumck but i think someone who cant take a joke is a shumck like you

Hey, we are in the same age range according to your profile...LOL...Watch it, buddy...

ROFLMAO...you are soooo bad, Yosemite....I love it!

Yosemite, It appears that I have hit a nerve with the Palin Blow up doll...who'd of thunk it?? LMAO

Gigglelets, I just realized that you are transgendered. Are you sure that you want to align yourself with Dizzy?? She thinks you are an abomination and that your lifestyle is disgusting. <br />
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You said, "Many stories posted here can likewise be very rude, hurtful, judgemental, and intolerant of those in difference to their opinion."<br />
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I have absolutely no problem with your life choices. You are free to be whomever you choose to be and I will support your choice. I do not JUDGE other people. Check my profile. Check my experiences. I have MANY transgendered friends, ones that I even speak to via email as well as on the phone.<br />
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How many transgendered people does Ms. Holier-than-thou have in her circle? It seems to me like you are doing exactly what you're accusing everyone else of doing.<br />
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You are your own worst enemy, my confused friend.

If you two are so offended by this post, then why don't you just stay away from it? Seems like a no brainer to me. No offense intended. <br />
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When something offends me and is beyond my control (which this definitely is beyond your control) , I avoid it. DUH. It would seem to me that you are both looking for something to b*tch and moan about.<br />
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An opportunity to flex your obviously superior, judgemental values....if only simple, narrow minded, intolerance ruled the world....ahh, wouldn't it be wonderful. A regular freakin' land of Oz!<br />
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Dizzy is a long time, infamously judgemental EP troll. She spends her time here scouring the site for stories that she can condemn and judge. It appears to be her sole reason for existance, forcing her point of view on other people. <br />
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This was intended to be insulting to the douchebags whom support Sarah (inspite of her obvious lack of political savvy) simply because she is a beautiful woman. Unfortunately, the point I was attempting to make was lost when the bigots and trolls showed up to picket my post. <br />
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Notice that I have NOT removed your ridiculous commentary, although it is within my power to do so?? It's called FREEDOM OF FUKKING SPEECH, READ THE CONSTITUTION.<br />
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Now go find someone else to annoy.

LMAO@Burgy! I think you managed to add insult to injury. Good job!!

Destiney, I was not mocking her child or the fact that she is the mother of an autistic child. Where did you come up with that one? <br />
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I am making fun of the men (mostly Republican men) that defend her simply because she happens to be a beautiful woman.<br />
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Whether you like it or not, Dizzy, sex is a fact of life. <br />
Sorry if that fact offends your delicate sensibilities.

with you all the way chiquita... you rock

Thanks guys for taking this in the spirit it was intended. Some folks just don't have a sense of humor.

honestly this might be a good way for her to become liked agine .... lol

hmm me thinks i might have a new stowaway lol ... hmm looks better than the one rideing in the jump seat of the truck lol

That's pretty funny. I actually like Sarah, but this is still really funny.

Ahh, , that explains it! = )

Hey, are you stalkin' me? Nice gun, by the way. *giggles*

Well, we know what to get you next year for Christmas, Yosemite! LOL