I Can't Walk In A Straight Line At All!

Intoxicated or sober, I still can't do it. If a police officer ever made me do that, I would be taken into the police department right away for intoxication even if I'm sober. I wouldn't be able to pass that test, lol.

I have very horrible balance. Doesn't matter how sober I am. I wobble and stumble if I try to walk in a straight line. I do know one way to catch me intoxicated though: Dropping a handful of change on the floor and asking me to pick up the quarter. That's where they'll **** me. My inability to walk on the straight yellow line doesn't prove/mean anything; I can't even do it sober. They'll have to do better than that.
deadmoon deadmoon
22-25, F
May 15, 2012