You've Been Warned!

The following is stamped across my backside... So you can't sue me, if you don't look first, before use! >_>

"Warning: This project is as cuddly as a bag of glass. Too much pressure and you're liable to get cut. If swallowed, may cause serious gastric disturbances: drink milk and contact your local coroner! Do no exceed past the recommended dosage, unless directed by a psychiatrist. Keep out of water, as electrical shock may occur. External use only! Do not apply to eyes or mucus membranes! Keep out of reach of children. No entry!"