I Confess All of My Friends Are Just Me Using Other Usernames

I Admit It Everyone

By: CaptainJackass

Written on February 16th, 2011

i'm secretly all of you in disguise. i know i know your all shocked that your all actually me and believe it or not i am shocked myself as i had no idea before either. i mean who would have guessed you all would be the hallucination when i thought i was the hallucination o.O i nearly crapped myself when learned this.. wait you all would already know that.. that means you already know i am writing this before i make it... which means i know what i am writing ... WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO AM I WHO ARE YOU WHERE AM I... THIS ISN'T TEHRE BAR I PASSED OUT IN

WHY IS MY *** SORE?

By: CaptainJackass

Age: 22-25 , Male

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20 responses

CaptainJackass

THATS CAUSE I"M YOU

Feb 17, 2011
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Yoru

Waaaah BC is mean. :C

Feb 16, 2011
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CaptainJackass

haha you wish you were :P no sis your to cool for me to be you

Feb 16, 2011
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CrazyHippieChick

I am a loser so that means Cappy is a loser

xD

JK :P

Feb 16, 2011
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CaptainJackass

how did you know? i'm about to take one for reals... oh wait your me i forgot xD

Feb 16, 2011
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MyLucidDream

I think you need a nap.

Feb 16, 2011
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CaptainJackass

you will die to and it will be worth it to get your to SHUT UP

Feb 16, 2011
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Yoru

But that's suicide, BC!

You don't want you to die!!!

Feb 16, 2011
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JustBernieGirl

Oh, is that how you make friends on EP! And here I was thinking I am just a loser nobody likes around here! LOL

Feb 16, 2011
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CaptainJackass

does that mean i love it? cause i hate it -____-

Feb 16, 2011
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EdieQuinnz

i love my bitching crotch!

Feb 16, 2011
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CaptainJackass

-________- remind me too kill both of you like that guy from identity

Feb 16, 2011
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Yoru

We're all so lucky to have such a bitchin crotch.

Feb 16, 2011
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EdieQuinnz

YEHZZZZZZZZZZZZ BITCHING CROTCH!

Feb 16, 2011
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CaptainJackass

-_____- I"M MOJO JOJO

NNOOOOO that would be suicide ... i think.. idk i'm lost now

Feb 16, 2011
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Yoru

You just called yourself a powerpuff girl.

Feb 16, 2011
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CaptainJackass

BECAUSE YOU ARE ME THATS HOW YOU KNOW

Feb 16, 2011
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PrincessKitana

*gasps* i knew it! :O

Feb 16, 2011
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CaptainJackass

-____________- powerpuff girl

Feb 16, 2011
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Yoru

YES I HAVE A BITCHIN CROTCH!

Life is complete.

Feb 16, 2011
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