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I Crave The Forbidden Fruit

Sexy Eating

By: JustBernieGirl
Written on September 26th, 2011
I was reading this memoir of an English Lit Professor in Iran.   Apparently some of her students go into trouble for eating their apples in a sudductive manner.  So I said to my friend Cat, "How do you eat apples seductively?"  She just looked at me like I had two heads.  That's okay, I use to people giving me the are-you-of-you-freakin-mind look.  It's why everybody loves me.  But seriously, how do you eat an apple seductively?
By: JustBernieGirl
Age: 31-35 , Female
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    auroramaru
    auroramaru

    long ago, linda blair starred in a movie called 'sweet hostage' -- i think it was a made-for-tv production. i remember the commercials for it showed her eating an apple seductively ...

    Sep 22, 2012
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      publius503
      publius503

      Hmm... Would that be the one? From 6:20 to 7:50, approximately?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dKRU1CLaeg&feature=relmfu

      Oct 17, 2012
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      auroramaru
      auroramaru

      the commercial only featured the first bite, i think. but yes ... and it did work for her in a not-**** 1970s sort of way. ;)

      Oct 17, 2012
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    DOMINERUN
    DOMINERUN

    Yes Glad we don't we would be in jail for more then eating Apples!

    Jun 27, 2012
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    JustBernieGirl
    JustBernieGirl

    LOL...it's a good thing we don't live in a country like Iran :P

    Jan 16, 2012
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    Gr8white
    Gr8white

    I don't know how to eat an apple seductively, but I am sure your "forbidden fruit" will taste better than any apple. *Sigh!!!*

    Jan 16, 2012
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      nakedbunny23
      nakedbunny23

      well i would think you could lick it slowly and take a sensuous bite and chew it slowly and then take another slow lick like you were tasting the other forbidden fruit

      Jan 16, 2012
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    myephaunts
    myephaunts

    It helps too if the juice runs down, Ahem!, chin

    Jan 16, 2012
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    JustBernieGirl
    JustBernieGirl

    Thanks, LOL

    Jan 16, 2012
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    Yellowglen
    Yellowglen

    It takes a real woman to do it right. Really slow never breaking eye contact.

    Jan 16, 2012
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    JustBernieGirl
    JustBernieGirl

    LOL! So that's how.

    Sep 28, 2011
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    JustBernieGirl
    JustBernieGirl

    LOL...I don't even want to know what the punishment for that is :P

    Sep 26, 2011
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    MissGaga
    MissGaga

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they are completely crazy in Iran!! Eating an apple seductively?!!!!

    I think she would get in REAL TROUBLE if she tries to eat hot dogs seductively LOL :P

    Sep 26, 2011
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    JustBernieGirl
    JustBernieGirl

    LOL...I thought you were going to try to behave today!!!!

    Sep 26, 2011
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    ChipmunkErnie
    ChipmunkErnie

    I think you need two apples and a banana to do it right.

    Sep 26, 2011
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