I was reading this memoir of an English Lit Professor in Iran. Apparently some of her students go into trouble for eating their apples in a sudductive manner. So I said to my friend Cat, "How do you eat apples seductively?" She just looked at me like I had two heads. That's okay, I use to people giving me the are-you-of-you-freakin-mind look. It's why everybody loves me. But seriously, how do you eat an apple seductively?