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Sexy Eating

I was reading this memoir of an English Lit Professor in Iran.   Apparently some of her students go into trouble for eating their apples in a sudductive manner.  So I said to my friend Cat, "How do you eat apples seductively?"  She just looked at me like I had two heads.  That's okay, I use to people giving me the are-you-of-you-freakin-mind look.  It's why everybody loves me.  But seriously, how do you eat an apple seductively?
JustBernieGirl JustBernieGirl 31-35, F 11 Responses Sep 26, 2011

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long ago, linda blair starred in a movie called 'sweet hostage' -- i think it was a made-for-tv production. i remember the commercials for it showed her eating an apple seductively ...

Hmm... Would that be the one? From 6:20 to 7:50, approximately?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dKRU1CLaeg&feature=relmfu

the commercial only featured the first bite, i think. but yes ... and it did work for her in a not-**** 1970s sort of way. ;)

Yes Glad we don't we would be in jail for more then eating Apples!

LOL...it's a good thing we don't live in a country like Iran :P

It helps too if the juice runs down, Ahem!, chin

Thanks, LOL

It takes a real woman to do it right. Really slow never breaking eye contact.

LOL! So that's how.

LOL...I don't even want to know what the punishment for that is :P

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they are completely crazy in Iran!! Eating an apple seductively?!!!!

I think she would get in REAL TROUBLE if she tries to eat hot dogs seductively LOL :P

LOL...I thought you were going to try to behave today!!!!

I think you need two apples and a banana to do it right.