A hair cut for me is to take a set of clippers with the absolute smallest guard that I can find and just clip it all away. I actually used to pay to get it done when Fantastic Sam's, with their $7.00 hair cuts were still around. The cost plus tip was worth it to avoid the inconvenience of doing it myself, ensuring that I didn't miss a slice. Then when I went to Dallas and got it done, and the chick charged me $15.00, I was like F-it! No way that is ever happening again, I was so shocked. So I bought myself a nice set of clippers and have been hacking away at my head with them ever since. It was a super smart purchase.