Ask me questions----- I dare you
kidLeftInTheDark kidLeftInTheDark
16-17, F
2 Responses Aug 30, 2014

Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that he himself could not eat it?

No, but I can eat it

Careful, that thing is hotter than hell!

Who are you


Can I sell you my soul

Nah, if you're not one direction or 5sos, nope

Fine I'll just sell it on eBay

Craigslist is legit

Ok lol if you could go anywhere in the world where would you go

Probably Chicago because one direction is playing a show right this second there


I'm the real Satan! Who u think u are pretending to be me?! Don't worry Thomas, I'll buy ur soul if u want me to

Oh really, you wanna fight? I'll go sharkeisha on you. I'm the real satan! Don't you lie to the man!

Grrrrrrr. Come at me bruh!!!! Dis Satan ain't gonna let you be an imposter, only I decide who gets to impersonate me! (You have to fill out my application form, google it "Satan impersonation application form" fill it out and mail it to me on Hell)

Oh so you wanna play hard? Your on.

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