Depantsed

HAS ANY OF YOU EVER BEEN DEPANTSED, IE HAD YOUR TROUSERS, OR UNDERWEAR PULLED DOWN, EITHER IN SPITE, OR FOR A LAUGH.?.

IF THE ANSWER IS YES, HOW DID YOU FEEL? EMBARASSED!, ELATED!.

IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME A FEW TIMES, BUT MOST OF THEM WAS DONE AS A PRANK.

THE GOOD THING ABOUT SUCH PRANKS, IS THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS BIDE YOUR TIME AND GET THEM BACK, BUT MAKE SURE YOU GO ONE BETTER THEN THEY DID ON YOU.

IF YOU'VE LOST YOUR PANTS, THEN THEY MUST LOSE EVERYTHING ELSE, ITS ONLY FAIR, ISN'T IT?.

1. I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL IN MY KIT ON A MUDDY FOOTBALL PITCH. I WAS DRIBBLING THROUGH ON GOAL, I NUT-MEGGED THE LAST DEFENDER AND THE GOALIE AT THE SAME TIME, AND AS I WAS ABOUT TO TAP HOME FROM 6 YARDS, THE GOALIE DIVED AND REACH OUT GETTING HIS FINGERS CAUGHT IN MY WAIST BAND AND ALLOWED GRAVITY TO DO THE REST.

MY SHORTS FELL AROUND MY FEET CAUSING ME TO TRIP OVER AND SCUFF MY GLORY MOMENT, MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A RIGHT PRAT.

I WAS ABOUT 13, AND THERE WERE A LOT OF SCHOOL GIRLS IN AMONGST THE SPECTATORS, WHOM WERE WHISTLING MORE THEN THE REF, FOR THE REST OF THE GAME. THEY COULDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE SCORE, BUT THEY ALWAYS REMEMBER STUFF LIKE THAT, DONT THEY?.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, I DID'NT LIVE THAT DOWN FOR A WHILE.

2. THEN THERE WAS THE TIME A LOT OF US 13 YEAR OLDS WERE IN OUR LOCAL LIDO SWIMMING POOL HAVING FUN, AS YOUNG KIDS DO, ESPECIALLY IN THE HOT SUMMER HOLIDAYS.

EARLIER ON I HAD BEEN A BIT CHEEKY TO A GROUP HOLIDAYING  OLDER WOMEN, AS BOYS DO, AND OF COURSE SEEING MY FRIENDS WERE THERE TO, I THOUGHT THAT I WAS UNTOUCHABLE. THEN LATER ON I WAS HAVING FUN ON MY OWN,  IN THE POOL, AND DID'NT NOTICE  2 OF THE WOMEN SWIMMING UP FROM BENEATH ME, AS I WAS LEARNING TO TRED WATER, WHEN SUDDENLY WHOOSH. 

A PAIR OF HANDS STOPPED ME FROM MOVING, WHILST ANOTHER PAIR WENT DOWN BELOW AND BEGAN PULLING AT MY TRUNKS. 

I DID'NT HAVE A CHANCE, AND WITHIN SECONDS MY TRUNKS WERE DOWN MY LEGS, OFF MY FEET, AND GONE.

I LOOKED TO THE SIDE AND THESE 2 OBEASE YOUNG LADIES, WHO WERE ABOUT  20, SURFACED AND STARTED CHEERING AND  HOLDING THEM ALOFT IN THEIR WET HANDS LAUGHING LIKE  HYENAS, THROWING THEM ABOUT  WITH THEIR OTHER FRIENDS OUTSIDE THE POOL , TEASING ME TO COME AND GET THEM, WHICH WOULD MEAN GETTING OUT OF THE POOL.

WELL THEY SEEMED TO BE ENJOYNING THEMSELVES, BUT I WAS ONLY 13!.

I SUPPOSE SEEING I WAS A MERE BBOY IT WAS OK, BUT I WONDER IF IT WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST AS OK, IF IT HAD BEEN A GROUP OF BLOKES AND A LONE 13 YEAR OLD GIRL!.....I DONT THINK SO, DO YOU?.

I WAS SCARED IN CASE I NEVER GOT THEM BACK, OR WORSE IN THEIR FRENZY, THEY RIPPED THEM IN HALF AS THEY PULLED AND STRETCHED THEM, THEY WERE ONLY CHEAP FLIMSEY ONES, AND I DID'NT WANT TO GET OUT OF THE POOL WITH NOTHING COVERING MY YOUNG MODESTY. BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET OUT SOMETIME, EVEN JUST TO GO HOME.

I COULD'NT BELIEVE WHAT THEY HAD DONE, NEITHER COULD MY FRIENDS, WHOM WERE JUST AS SHOCKED AS I WAS, AND WERE LAUGHING ALONG WITH THE LARGE MAIDENS FOR A WHILE, AS KIDS WOULD.

"HELP!"

I SHOUTED, TRYING TO GET MY PANTS BACK..

MY FRIENDS TOOK PITY ON THE ONE SIDEDNESS AGAINST ME, AND DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO ACT.

SUDDENLY ABOUT A DOZEN OR SO  KIDS DIVED INTO THE POOL AND BEGAN TUGGING AT THEIR ONE PIECE COSTUMES IN RETALIATION..

SUDDENLY FROM ONCE LAUGHING, THEY WERE NOW SCREAMING, AND ALMOST IN TEARS AS MY FRIENDS WRESTLED WITH THEM.

AS SOON AS THEY GAVE ME BACK MY TRUNKS I JOINED IN AND PULLED HEAVILLY AT THE SHOULDER STRAPS OF ONE OF THEM,

BETWEEN US WE QUICKLY EXPOSED 2 SETS OF BREASTS, AND STILL WANTING MORE.

"GET OFF!"

ONE OF THEM SHOUTED, PROBABLY NOW WISHING THEY HAD NEVER STARTED THIS TOM FOOLERY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

THEY COULD'NT FIGHT US ALL OFF, WE WERE LIKE ANTS.

SOME SWAN UNDER THEM TUGGING THEIR COSTUMES RIGHT DOWN.

SUDDENLY A FEW FRIENDS RESURFACED HOLDING ALOFT THEIR COSTUMES. NOW IT WAS OUR TURN TO CHEER IN VICTORY.

THEY DID'NT KNOW WHAT TO DO NEXT, AND THEY WERE TRYING DESPERATLY TO RETAKE THEIR LOST ATTIRE BACK FROM US.

WE PLAYED RUGBY WITH THEIR COSY'S THIS TIME, AND ALTHOUGH ANGRY, NEITHER OF THEM  DARED NOT TRY AND GET OUT, AND WHEN WE WERE FINISHED WE THREW THEIR COSY'S RIGHT OUT OF THE POOL, WHERE THEY BOTH LANDED IN A PILE OF STINGING NETTLES.

I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPEN TO THOSE 2 AFTER THAT, BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEIR RED FACES, THEY WERE ALMOST AS RED AS THEIR ONE PIECE COSY'S.

FOR THE NEXT HOUR WE WE LAID SIEGE TO THEM IN THE POOL, AND WAS FOREVER TRYING TO DRAG THEM OUT OF THE WATER, BUT THEY WERE BIG GIRLS, AND VERY STRONG, ESPECIALLY COMPARED TO ALL OF US YOUNG TEENS, WHICH MOSTLY CONCISTED OF BOYS OF THE SAME AGE GROUP.

MOST OF THEIR FRIENDS DARED NOT COME IN TO HELP THEM, BUT A FEW OF THE LADS GOT OUT AND DRAGGED A FULLY NORMAL CLOTHED ONE OUT OF HER LOUNGER, THEN THREW HER IN WITH US.

WITHIN SECONDS WE WENT TO WORK ON HER, AND BEFORE LONG ALL OF HER ATTIRE WAS SOON FLOATING AIMLESSLY ON TOP OF THE WATER, WITH HER NOW SCREAMING WITH HER OTHER 2 FRIENDS.

IT WAS A GREAT BIT OF HARMLESS FUN IN THE END.

WE CHASED AFTER THE OTHER COWARDLY LAUGHING FRIENDS WHO'D BEEN WATCHING, BUT DIDN'T WANT TO SUFFER THE SAME FATE,  THEY RAN OFF TO THE SANCTURY OF THEIR RESPECTIVE CHANGING ROOMS.

WE WOULD HAVE HAD THEM TO, LIKE I SAID, IT WAS ONLY FAIR.

THE BEST FORM OF REVENGE IS HUMILIATION. NOT WARS!, NOT FIGHTING OR KILLING.....HUMILIATION WORKS EVERY TIME.

PERHAPS THE WORLD SHOULD ADOPT THIS METHOD INSTEAD OF THE CALL FOR VIOLENCE, BECAUSE IF THIS HAPPENED TO ANYONE, MOST OF THEM WOULD WISH THAT THEY WERE DEAD ANYWAY.

AM I RIGHT?.

ALL THE BEST

ROYSTONBOLAN

ROYSTONBOLAN ROYSTONBOLAN
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Mar 2, 2010