They're Too Bloody SlowI like taking the escalator. It's fun & the best way to get around when you're older. I'd croak on the stairs (like in the good ole days, Department stores)
They're too slow. I think people get scared or a tad dizzy because they crawl, crawl crawl. Whisk my carcass up to the next floor for God's sake.Turtle travel. That's what I call. I wait & look for that last few inches before the fake step fades into the mechanism..leap off! Whee..I knocked my toe on that last step once..looked silly so now I win over the escalator..Ha..Notice how people smile when the get to the top? Could be they want off the turtle too.