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They're Too Bloody Slow

I like taking the escalator. It's fun & the best way to get around when you're older. I'd croak on the stairs (like in the good ole days, Department stores)
 They're too slow. I think people get scared or a tad dizzy because they crawl, crawl crawl. Whisk my carcass up to the next floor for God's sake.Turtle travel. That's what I call.  I wait & look for that last few inches before the fake step fades into the mechanism..leap off!  Whee..I knocked my toe on that last step once..looked silly so now I win over the escalator..Ha..Notice how people smile when the get to the top?   Could be they want off the turtle too.  
wiseowl wiseowl 61-65, F 2 Responses Jun 12, 2011

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Cool if we could just get beamed up to the Ladies Dept..Oh yeah..

Haha.. I never thought about it but you are correct.. elevator speed can be excruciating! I always walk up unless someone is in my way. I suppose it does make you stop and smell the roses though :)