I did not get the memo regarding hats, specifically baseball hats. Apparently this memo stated that it was now okay to wear hats indoors! It also stated that wearing them with the brim facing backwards was both functional and attractive - especially indoors. It apparently also stated that wearing them with the brim askew did not make the wearer look like a blithering moron. Happily I still have hair so I needn't fuss with such silliness.