It Is Not a Milkshake Unless It Is Frozen. Seriously.

I went to Hardee's this morning and ordered a 'Chocolate Overload' milkshake. The manager said the milkshake machine was not ready because people do not usually order milk shakes in the morning. I had no idea! I like to drink milk and I like chocolate. I do not like strawberry milkshakes even though I like to drink milk and I like to eat strawberries. I am funny that way.

He said he could pour some of the mix in a cup with ice and it would be like a chocolate milk. I have never ordered a chocolate milk at Hardee's before so I said, "okay." He charged me the same price as a milkshake, but it was not a milkshake. It was a cup of milkshake mix with ice.

I pushed my father's wheel chair to a small table near the painting of a barn. I gave my Dad a cracker to munch on while I ate my loaded breakfast burrito and loaded biscuit n' gravy bowl. It was too much food and Dad kept going on and on about being hungry. I said, "Dad you should have thought about that before we left the house. You said something 'light', so I got you a cracker to eat at Hardee's."

My dad has got a bad hand and he cannot eat big food with his good hand so he has to eat small things because he cannot move it so well. It takes him a long time to eat big things and I would not want to sit in the restaurant for very long because it is very cold in there and the windows are always foggy so you cannot see out of the windows.

I like the loaded biscuit n' gravy bowl at Hardee's. I have an idea that I want to mail to them to make for me. I want them to invent a big biscuit with gravy inside of it sort of like those soup-in-a-bread bowls they sell at Applebee's. I only get to go to Applebee's on my special days, and I always get the soup-in-a-bread bowls when I go there. I eat at Hardee's a lot, so if they could make me a gravy-in-a-big-biscuit bowl it would be like every day is a special day for me. I do not know if Hardee's would give me an award for such a great idea, but I am sure they will thank me when they see how many I eat! They will be rich!

I ate the loaded biscuit n' gravy bowl first, then I thought I would try the 'chocolate overload' milkshake that was actually just milkshake mix in a cup with ice. It did not taste very good. It did not taste cold like a milkshake. It was sort of like butter milk with really dark brown chocolate sauce. I thought it may need the ice to be crushed somehow so the ice pieces would be smaller like in a milk shake. I poked the ice with my straw but they would run away from my straw and not let me crush them. I used dad's key the crush them because he has one long one that goes in the Oldsmobile. It worked okay, but I accidentally poked a hole in the bottom of my cup and the milkshake mix began to pour out of my cup. If it had been a milkshake I do not think it would have come out so fast.

Dad stuck his hand in it when the puddle when it moved quickly  to his side of the table. I said, "Don't try to clean it up dad. I will get some towels from the bath room." I could not tell at first, but I think he was trying to eat the milkshake with his good hand. The table was not level so the milkshake poured into his lap, he smiled and said, "Go! Go! Go get some towels, Son!"

I ran into the bath room, but could not find any paper towels as they had wind machines to dry your hands. I went outside and there was the manager standing at our table asking where I was. My dad was sticking his good hand back-and-forth from his mouth to inside his pants eating up the chocolate milkshake. Since it was not really a milkshake, it was not light brown like a milk shake, but dark brown like a chocolate syrup. The manager thought my dad was doing something gross with himself. He asked me to leave with my father immediately. I did not get to eat my burrito until we got to the park. Dad said the ants were biting him because he had a lot of chocolate milkshake drink mix in his pants and ants like sweets.

After that we went home and the day was fairly uneventful after that. The loaded breakfast burritos are not very good when they get cold and the 'chocolate overload' milkshakes are not very good when they are not cold enough. It is kind of like the story about 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears' when she ate the soups. Luckily the loaded biscuit n' gravy bowl was just right. Wish me luck on my invention!

DaddysLittleBoy DaddysLittleBoy
18-21, M
12 Responses Jul 10, 2007

Hey how many times can i read this story and and not love it. You make me laugh, dont dissapear, come back and say hi one day x

Still my all time favourite story. Still makes me laugh and im STILL waiting for you to come back! Maybe one day.

I kind of felt bad for the dad...so if that was part of the intention...good job. That milkshake did sound disgusting.

Too Funny !!

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yummy!!! those KFC bowls are really good. and wow i'm glad nobody ever messed up my shake or i would have a b i t c h fit.

Right on!! And since I've got your attention...have you every tried the bowls at KFC? I think you'd like them~I know I do!!! What sort of preson thought to mix up smashed tatos, gravy, corn, chickn and cheese? Only a GENIUS!!! :0)

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Hahaha...That was such a funny story. I love your writing style and good luck on your invention man. My boyfriend would love it!!!

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