Morrison was really on to something with the self-interview concept (published in "Wilderness"). I'm surprised it never caught on. Today would be a good day for this concept to take fire, with the online technology available to us, everyone seems to have a podcast or some type of internet radio show. It would be awesome if the would-be broadcasters would just interview themselves (Aeolus Kephas has kind of done this on Stormy Weather). Many of these folks (Kephas and Joe Montaldo, just to name a few) are often more interesting, and definitely better spoken, than their guests. How 'bout it podcasters? Break on thru!
BTW, I used to tell folks that when I grew up I wanted to look like the old, fat Jim Morrison, but the problem was, he never got old (though he did get fat). I've already outlived him by several years, and I never got into heroin. The one time I tried it, it put me to sleep within seven minutes and I didn't wake up until noon the following day!
And, I wouldn't want to be buried anywhere near Balzac. Truth, I wouldn't even want to be buried! Ah, how s-of-c this has all become.