Nothing Annoys Me More

Some people just throw it out there, like their hand's a dead slab of flesh. It's kind of creepy. And wtf am I supposed to do with that? Perhaps they expect me to get down on one knee and press my lips to it?

I don't generally initiate handshakes unless I'm going for a job or something (I already go through a pack of antibacterial wipes a week), so all I'm asking is that the people who do want to shake stop treating their hand like it's a piece of meat that needs to be tenderized.

Grasp. Squeeze. Move up and down. I promise it's that easy!
kikis2 kikis2
22-25, F
May 18, 2012