I Do Not Drink Alcohol I Am Weird Enough Sober By: GuardianBlack Written on June 10th, 2007 I am an odd sort of person, and figure that I need all of my brain cells. I never found anything that tasted good enough to make me want to part with any of them. Thank the author By: GuardianBlack Age: 36-40 , Male 1 Rate Up Rate Up this story even more + New Rating: - 1,205 people have read this story Your Response Please respond with authenticity, support, and respect Email: Username: Password: Birthday: By clicking "Post", you confirm that you agree to the Terms of Service of Experience Project, Inc. 2 responses Sort responses by: Recent Oldest Rating clouds4208 lol same here chelswildflower these are EXACTLY the reasons i don't drink! or do drugs!plus i know i would make a complete fool of myself.