I Had Diarrhea

I remembered once when I was in school, I really had to go to the bathroom, so I got a pass and went. It turned out to be diarrhea, so I did my business and walked out. My little ingenious brain was working overtime, and I realized that that is considered falling sick, so maybe I could go home. When I got back to class, the class seems empty as it was almost recess. I walked up to my teacher, and proudly announced, "I had diarrhea!" He gave me a "WTF?" look, and I realized that my class was not outside; just in the back room getting their coats. To make matters worse, right before I declared, the new student teacher walks in.

I think I left a lasting impression on her. Her first experience with a grade school kid was to hear them say something like that. She had the most disgusted look on her face. My classmates weren't too pleased either. They just sort of walked out, giving me odd little sideways glances, and I just stood there like an idiot.

Finally, I turn back to my teacher and ask: "Can I go to the nurse?"
Stacy8989 Stacy8989
18-21, F
1 Response Jul 23, 2010

LOL