Of Course I Don't

Because if I did, I'd believe in Santa, Heaven, Hell, God, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a lot of academic-related bs, tons of religions, the most ridiculous gossip/rumors/news stories, a bunch of illogical theories, and a lot more- none of which I think believing in will help me in any way. So, I question everything (in my head) as other people are talking, pruning the logic from the nonsense.