Man evolved from monkeys?
The only thing a monkey has ever created was monkey ****!!!!!!Monkeys do not create,they imitate!!!!!!!As long as we allow monkeys to imitate scientists,politicians or whatever and allow them to pretend that they know everything about the origins of man and animal,earth and other planets and everything else in general,we will be left with a whole world of monkey ****!!!!!!Monkeys LOVE to play in ****!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spitbak Spitbak
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4 Responses Sep 1, 2014

actually monkeys do not love to play in ****... but you can play in mine. lol

Not without a litter box....NOW GET ONE!;)

Apes. Humans evolved from an ape ancestor not monkey.
Apes have made and use tools.
Apes haven't gotten fat and need a scooter to move there fat *** to the shops....

That's right!Thanks for making my point!Dogs do what dogs do,cats do what cats do(meow;)),monkeys do what monkeys do ...and well,you get the jist!;)With that said,this post was directed at the powers that be who are messing this planet up!Nothing really to do with evolution!Does anyone have a sense of humor anymore?Anyhoot,thanks for your reply whether good intent or bad!YOU ROCK!;)

"Man evolved from monkeys?"
What does that have to do with evolution?

The substance of the post is mocking evolution but the poster doesn't realize that monkeys are primate siblings to humans, humans actually evolved from Homoerectus NOT A MONKEY

Well, yes, of course... apes, bonobos, humans, and chimps all have a common ancestor, which lived from 70 million until around 40 million years ago.

Prove it!;)

well there is actuallt evidence for it. which is more than tou can say for god, Jesus or creationism

er yes..but more recent that that.. something more like 6 to 11 millions years agi...

That's right!!!Thank you for your reply!!!YOU ROCK!!!;)

Have you ever seen the man from monkey charts derived from Darwins theories?......"THEORY"...IS ALL THAT IS!!!Anyhoot,read the reply above and THANK YOU for your reply!;)YOU ROCK!!!;)

Spitbak, sorry, but the comments are confusing... are you asking for evidence that apes, bonobos, humans, and chimps all have a common ancestor?

Spitbak, are you asking for evidence that apes, bonobos, humans, and chimps all have a common ancestor?
Yes?
No?

So... no?

Incidentally, those "the man from monkey charts derived from Darwins theories"... aren't.
If you're referring to those ridiculous images of something simian progressively coming to resemble an ambulating human, then they're strictly a creationist invention.
Nothing about that has anything to do with the theory of evolution.

""THEORY"...IS ALL THAT IS!!!"
Perhaps this will help your comprehension of the use of the term 'theory' in science:
http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Accept-The-Theory-Of-Evolution/5173453

Where should I look?;)

You know...yes!;)

Yes!....May I ask of topic,don't you find the way EP do these comments aggravating?

Yes...I am asking for evidence for man evolving from a monkey millions and millions of years ago!As far as I'm concerned,there is NONE!Only theory or theories!

There is no evidence that humans evolved from monkeys millions and millions of years ago.
Why would you think such a thing?
As i said, apes, bonobos, humans, and chimps all have a common ancestor, which lived from 70 million until around 40 million years ago

That's what I said! I WILL question the amount of years people believe this planet has been around for! There is NO evidence of ANY planet existing for millions of years and the more years people keep adding to this existence makes it even more absurd...PERIOD!..My OPINION anyhoot!...Ok,maybe humans may be RELATED to monkeys or whatnot due to similar behaviors or whatever but I disagree that man is ANIMAL...PERIOD!;)

"That's what I said!"
Yes it is... and i asked why you would think such a thing.
It has nothing to do with the theory of evolution, which presents evidence that apes, bonobos, humans, and chimps all have a common ancestor, which lived from 70 million until around 40 million years ago.
If you're going to argue against the theory of evolution, that's fine, but it's not valid to argue against things that the theory of evolution doesn't say.

"...but I disagree that man is ANIMAL..."
So either i'm discussing this with a very unusual rock, or with a very unusual plant.

Nah...just an unusual cat!;).I see your point and I am NOT qualified to argue!;)

So, would youlike evidence that apes, bonobos, humans, and chimps all have a common ancestor?

Yes!;)

ive noticed you around...I fibd you quite attractive..would you go to bed with me? ??

Nope! Thanks for the compliment though!;)

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Monkeys are more civilized then humans

It sure seems to be that way,huh?

When monkeys fight they don't barbarically destroy each other in wars, humans happily kill off eachother in the millions, makes me sick

Yep!Me too!:(

True...they only bash each others skulls in with rocks and rip the weak one apart only to cannibalize their own species......but,I guess,humans are known to do the same!I say,mankind learned from monkeys as well as many other species of creatures!;)

you dont know much about monkeys do you?

Not really!What do you expect from a cat?;)

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