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10 Celebrities Who Should Be Arrested For Breaking Into Their Own Homes
Jul 27th, 2009
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oor Henry Louis Gates, Jr....
Well, let’s say “poor,” because Gates is anything but destitute. But you have to feel somewhat bad for a renowned Harvard professor and award-winning author who was busted by an overzealous neighbor and enthusiastic cops as he attempted to break into his own house.
I mean, part of the reason I feel bad for Gates? He apparently wasn't able to do the job. Who can't break into their own home? I suppose a renowned professor and award-winning author would be a likely candidate, but still...
The entire situation begs the question: "What would I have done in the neighbor’s shoes?" That's a tough one... and I really don't know.
However, there are famous people I’d definitely call in. I wouldn’t think twice as I dialed 911 -- even if I did recognize him or her as my neighbor.
Gates didn’t deserve this treatment, but some celebrities do. We should all band together to call the police if any one of us should ever witness these 10 celebrities (or “celebrities”) attempting to shimmy a window. Even if we know for a fact that it’s their windows and their homes.
Stephen Baldwin
Why it’s okay to call him in: Once again, Stephen’s drunk and trying to get into that house he no longer owns after his bankruptcy.
Courtney Love
Why it’s okay to call her in: Shouldn’t she be in rehab again? It’s for her own good, really.
Michael Emmerson
Why it’s okay to call him in: Because otherwise you’ll have to endure yet another night of him staring out his window, into your home, into your soul. Feeling lost? Oh, yeah, that’s right -- you didn’t call the cops when you had the chance.
Lindsay Lohan
Why it’s okay to call her in: Chances are, she’ll be taken to where she needs to be -- in rehab.
Frank Silva
Why it’s okay to call him in: Long after “Twin Peaks” went off the air, he’s still the scariest guy ever. Do you really want him coming around, asking to borrow a cup of sugar? (Update: Okay, sure, he's dead -- which makes calling the cops even more imperative.)
Paula Abdul
Why it’s okay to call her in: Did you see “Bruno?” After talking about “giving back to people” while perching her derriere upon a Mexican day laborer, it’s obvious that she needs to get back into rehab. Again.
Marilyn Manson
Why it’s okay to call him in: Uh, why wouldn’t you? No, really -- why wouldn’t you? Don’t wanna? Give me a call, I’ll do it for you.
Tara Reid
Why it’s okay to call her in: Property values go up whenever she’s placed in rehab.
Mel Gibson
Why it’s okay to call him in: The resulting tussle with police will result in huge legal fees, which may help prevent the creation of another sickening, soul-crushing film. It’s worth a try!
Amy Winehouse
Why it’s okay to call her in: She’ll tell everyone no, no, no -- but we should make her go, go, go to rehab anyway.
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  | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 5:46PM OK... wow! Just wow! Those pictures are pretty much spot on. I would definitely call the cops on everyone of these guys even if they were my neighbor. I can think of a few more I would add to this list. Nick Nolte and Gary Busey for sure. Thanks for taking a sad situation and making me smile a bit! +3 nods   |
 | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 5:48PM Dude!!! BOB from Twin Peaks. Good call. I would run from that dude if I saw him on the street, at my nextdoor neighbors house, where ever. Thanks for the laugh! +2 nods |
 | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 5:58PM I know this is going to sound random... but I would totally add the "Barefoot Countessa" to this list -- yeah, the chick from the Food Network. Has anyone else noticed that she looks like she could be the slightly more sadistic sister to Kathy Bates crazy chick character from Misery? I tell you that woman is going to lose it one day... She scares me. +4 nods |
 Feeling tired | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 6:14PM FOMCL If I was living in America I probably would call it in LOL |
 | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 6:37PM How about Jack Nicholson, when he was any one of a number of lunatics? They say an actor can get so into his role that he can't get out... How about Zachary Quinto from Heroes? I had a hard time warming up to Spock in the new Star Trek movie. I know I'm just basing my choices on role, but even famous people are still people, with some of the same problems we all have, compounded by the bug on a pin syndrome. I feel quite sorry for most of them. |
 Feeling feisty | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 7:54PM I'd have to say Jack Nicholson most definitely! +3 nods |
 Feeling aggravated | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 9:44PM I would make the call on each and every one of them....Well Not Mel......Mel....Well I would just call him......I love his movies.....and I think that he is hot..Hot....HOt....HOT!!!!!!! |
 | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 9:52PM after reading this story, I realized I lost about... 10 minutes of my life that I will never get back. now I almost wish you were MY neighbor. +2 nods |
 Feeling loved | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 10:28PM This was really well written and I sure appreciate this at the end of the day!-Thanks! |
 Feeling infuriated | Posted Jul 27th, 2009 at 11:58PM Love your comment on #3!!! LOL. I'd add Jon Gosselin. |
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