Moral Decay

 You knew this was going to happen sooner or later. And now that it finally has, the world, as you know it, will never be the same. SCANDALOUS PICTURES! ZOMG!


Because after you've sacrificed the entirety of your social life and achieved the pinnacle of athletic success, shattering world records, effectively qualifying yourself as the real life Aquaman, you're totally not allowed to have any kind of harmless fun, whatsoever.

zeligocity zeligocity
22-25, M
25 Responses Feb 3, 2009

LOL Ziggy on both counts... sucks 'monkey marbles'.. and for real on TC.. ewww...<br />
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~ shake it like a polaroid camera ~<br />
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Shaggy and Scooby inspired an army of pre-criminalization pot usage. They're bastions of weedy commentary. It's too bad the show sucked major monkey marbles.<br />
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Tom Cruise saying anything is bad would make me want to get into it.

So true Lilt - that movie was pretty poignant in that regard!<BR><BR>I just have to add here that I honestly think Shaggy and Scooby would make better advocates for legalization than Tom Cruise... <BR><BR>I'm sorry, I USED to be a Big Fan, but did he not go off the deep end? To each his own.. I'm just saying again...

I thought Natural Born Killers was fantastic. And actually a bit foretelling about the business of 15 minutes of fame. Things have gotten progressively worse since that film came out. Reality tv shows weren't even around yet!

LOL at the whole concept of the <br />
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Amish Bowler<br />
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why is that so funny?

Yep, that's the one. Randy Quaid was the Amish bowler. Great fun, that movie is.

Not so sure on the list of advocates... hmm.. some of them kind of make and argument for why one would NOT SMOKE... I'm just saying.<BR><BR>~ I loved KINGPIN as one of those ridiculously irreverent comedies as well... ~<br />
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I also really liked Woody in that movie NATURAL BORN KILLERS.. Now there was some drug smokin and then some on that set... whew doggie that was one weird movie.

Lilt: the movie was "KingPin" (a guilty pleasure of mine -- don't judge me, monkey).<br />
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He's a superimpressive fellow :P

Oh come on Drew, Woody is great! What was that embarrassingly funny bowling movie he did? <br />
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Michael Phelps can smoke weed AND swim like Aquaman....I think that's pretty impressive.

Tom Cruise, Rosie O'Donnell, and Kim Kardashian should come out of the closet as major advocates for keeping mary jane illegal.<br />
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That'll help our cause :D

This is so sadly and darkly hilariously sickenly ironically ridiculously funny.<br />
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This story is completely diserving of your wit and sarcasm zigster my man... <br />
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And for real on him not thinking about the consequences.. but shame shame on the one releasing the photo - greedy pig, I hope he choked on the smoke he bought with the money from that gig... <br />
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I'd like to see Phelps advocate legallizing the stuff frankly... someone besides Woody Harrelson - I mean come on dude, you're an arguement for the other side.<br />
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~ floating back over to the Dark Side myself ~

I reckon that water ballet to 'Dark Side of the Moon' sounds fun.

HAHA this is so dead on

Oh my god, he's 24 years old! How DARE a 24-year-old do pot! THERE IS NOT A SINGLE OTHER COLLEGE-AGED PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO DOES POT!!

With friends like those, who needs subtext?

Party on, Garth.

le0n, Gasp!<br />
I agree he was being stupid. Maybe he was a little zonked out and didn't know the pic was being taken?

Yeah, maybe Michael likes to do a couple of bongs, jump in the pool and do a little water ballet, while blasting "Dark Side of the Moon."

I'd take a mellow man over an angry drunk any day. Give him a break.

Poor kid. <br />
But I bet he gets some gold medal weed !

Awesome :D

I forgot to comment on the title: It's awesome.

If he keeps this up, he'll be demoted to Sub-Mariner status.

That's so stupid. It's not like pot would enhance his performance in any way. Geh.