You knew this was going to happen sooner or later. And now that it finally has, the world, as you know it, will never be the same. SCANDALOUS PICTURES! ZOMG!
Because after you've sacrificed the entirety of your social life and achieved the pinnacle of athletic success, shattering world records, effectively qualifying yourself as the real life Aquaman, you're totally not allowed to have any kind of harmless fun, whatsoever.