Driving Is Too Expensive Anyway
Well, if I were to get a driver's license -- which apparently costs about $200 in itself -- then I'd have to get a car ($1,000 for a cheap one), insurance (Ford only knows how much), gas (ZOMGWTF)... I have better things to spend *my* money on, thank you. I'll leave the driving to when I win the lottery. I practically have to.