Dishwasher Scent


Was purchased to cover the natural smell of rot that sometimes accumulates in the dishwasher. My flatmate says 'it smells like orange' I say 'it smells like no orange I’ve ever smelt.'

And now the smell is there in the kitchen, with every step I make I am forced to contend with this orange fraud. It does not smell like orange, it smells like bleach and orange's baby...their acidic unfriendly harsh deceitful baby...with wicked red eyes and sharp orange scented teeth.

I do not like this dishwasher scent, I do not like it at all.



smebro smebro
22-25, M
5 Responses Sep 19, 2007

holy crap, you are hilarious. i hope by now you have won the battle with that evil orange scent your flatmate calls 'richard'

Oh noooooooo<br />
It's on the dishes now...each dish covered in poisonous sprinkles on a cup-cake. I cannot trust my cutlery or glassware.

OOh the excitement!<br />
Would you be miffed if I threw in a couple myself? It`s like a real story then, complete with visual aid. It`s just too neat of an idea to resist, or leave unused...<br />
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Ha!! That is way too funny that the orange menace has this personality. That always makes it harder to dismiss... Tell him he only feels like he`s ascending because of the harsh chemicals hitting his brain. :)<br />
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Ive seen a picture or two out there... One was your squiggly art...<br />
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Yay paint!

:)<br />
What a paradox, odour -guard garbage could throw them out...but then they're still where they are supposed to never ends! <br />
I would get this orange menace out of my life, but my flatmate has warmed up to it…he calls it ‘Richard’ and swears it’s teaching him how to ascend. <br />
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Yes, sometimes I put a ‘picture surprise’ in my stories…but which ones? The only way to tell is by reading them :)<br />
I’m a marketing genius!

LOLOL yeah!!<br />
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That was great, smeeebro!<br />
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Throw the stuff out. Encase it`s bottom in cement and pitch it into the nearest body of water. No body will find it there.<br />
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I absolutely hate fake smells. My friend bought me these disgusting flex-y odour-guard garbage bags. The smell alone gives me a headache. And for some ungodly reason, it makes my trash smell way more bad than it actually is. I would've returned them, but Ive used far too many of them in times of garbage baglessness. There`s not enough left now to be refund-worthy.<br />
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Light some incense and get some natural orange oils to combat the evil Orange Fraud. Your nose deserves better...<br />
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And I really dig the picture.<br />
(paint in a story, how fun!)