Shhh She Can Hear You ......

Can you help me ? .....I hate being alone with my mind... sometimes it takes over and does the S T R A N G E S T  things.


People think it's me...but it's not...it just cant be... i mean it's me...but where do I go ??


I was out at a friends party had a great time...my buddy called me in the morning to see how sore my head was...I said I felt great....( strange...I smelt like an old sandwich )  anyway


 my dad rang to see if I enjoyed the Limousine Ride...!!  and I said " what Limo Ride ?

he said I called him from a Limo & was having the best time...

and I said " I think I would remember being in a Limo Father...."  < insert panic here >


So I rang my Buddy back up and asked her and she laughed   ..Of Course we were in a limo..   apparently I also had a Kebab with the lot...( so thats what the smell was )  she said I was sooo funny.. she then went on to tell me that before the limo I went to the kebab shop & brought a kebab and when they asked what meat..she said I said EVERYTHING....chicken, beef, lamb, pork, salad, homus, tubulli , BBQ sauce, garlic, chili...etc


WHO IS THIS PERSON ?? Thats not me at all .... 


another time I went to my dad's to feed his dog while he was away & he had some wine in the fridge ( thanks dad ) anyway had a few glasses and was pretty chipper...........anyhoo had to get home the clouds looked fit to burst...locked the door and realized I locked the keys in his house ( good on ya ) anyway I grabbed my son's spider man scooter and away I went.........


The only thing I remember is being soaking wet on my lounge ( how did i get inside ?)


and there was all this food on the table (how did it get there?)


my leg was really sore with a bruise !!!       


( what the f*#k happened ??)


about 3hrs of memory missing...apparently I went to the corner shop & brought dinner...and broke into my house..and had a stack on the scooter....but I don't remember...it wasn't me....


...am I alone with this ??


 

caroli9 caroli9
41-45, F
1 Response Jan 9, 2007

i don't know who she is but she sounds like a blast - next time she takes over - have her give me a call!!!