I Don't Like Them That Much, It's True
I'm hesitant to say I don't like dogs, because there are some good ones in the world, but I think they're too much of a hassle and a mess to have to deal with. Potty training a child I would be fine with, but putting up with a puppy ruining furniture and floors? Not to mention the chewing, barking, and tufts of hair all over the place? Thanks, but no. And the excitement every time someone outside makes a noise, or every time someone comes home...it's like they forget you're alive and every time it's "OMG BACK FROM THE DEAD -goes insane-". Annoying! Am I alone here? I think they're a pain. Other people's I can deal with, as long as they don't jump on me, but I'm very much not inclined to have one of my own.