I Don't Like Surprises
I hate surprises. Absolutely hate them.
Please don't do the following to me:
- show up at my door unannounced.
- throw me a surprise party.
- plan an intervention of any kind around me.
- bring home any object, animal, or person without telling me about it at least an hour beforehand.
- play any sort of prank on me that involves something popping out to frighten me. It could seriously result in injury for you.
Please don't do the following to me:
- show up at my door unannounced.
- throw me a surprise party.
- plan an intervention of any kind around me.
- bring home any ob
- play any sort of prank on me that involves something popping out to frighten me. It could seriously result in injury for you.