Horrifying.

Last summer, a couple friends and I wanted to camp for a few days. I drove to the state park a couple days prior, to secure a campsite. I took some friends with me, and took advantage of the beaches in the area. We were all in our swimming suits and on the ride home, I caught myself going about 85 mph, and so did a portly cop. He stopped me, slapped me in the wrist and sent me on my way.

Shortly after, I drove back to the campground to meet my friends there. Everyone showed up promptly and we began our festivities. We began to drink a little bit, and then a little more...until it was my breaking point. The next morning was the worst morning of my life, but I decided to drink the next night anyway. I had just taken a couple sips of some creme de menthe, when two rangers came out of the bushes and said they've been watching us for the past couple days. They took our alcohol, and made us all take breathalizers. Most of my friends had nothing to drink, and nothing to worry about. Two others guys and I recieved fines, and court dates. The cop who tested us took our driver's licenses ( a rather portly cop) and when he came back, he said he recognized me, and then said "Remember Me? Got a little speedin' problem?" The same cop who got me for speeding? Ridiculous! What a fat ***.