You'll Never Guess Why I Don't Look Mexican...

I don't look Mexican because I am... Not one! I'm so white, if I ******** down naked, you could lose me in the snow. I really don't a story go along with this because no one has EVER been like, Are you Mexican, but don't look like it? If some one did, they'd be retarded. No offense to retards, I was special Ed too or to Mexicans that don't look like it.