I Breathe Oxygen Too.....

This has got to be one of the most obvious groups I ever joined, Kinda like saying, "I breathe Oxygen"......which was probably a group created a long time ago and boasts millions of members.

I must admit that I am guilty of peeing in my pants in the past. But in my defense, I wore diapers or rubber pants to hide my shame. Not because I was kinky, but because I was an infant.

I imagine there will come a day when I will have to wear them again, because, ironically enough, that seems to be the way it works.

Instead of the very commonly used phrase "dust to dust", it would be much more accurate to use the phrase, from "diaper to diaper". Wouldn't it?
OnlyOneChiquita OnlyOneChiquita
41-45, F
10 Responses Aug 9, 2010

I'm a bit sensitive, I have been attacked so much today. Ok.we're cool then?

What is the deal today? Everybody has a problem with me all of the sudden. <br />
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Obviously, I was NOT referring to people that have a medical issue. I'm not a nazi! I was referring to those who derive some kind of perverse sexual gratificarion from peeing or defacating on themselves.<br />
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Please do not read things into my stories. Geezus!!

Yeah, that's how it is with me ever since that time when I was 5. It's the thought that at some point in the future, I'll be so old... YUCK! And the thought of adult diapers is only marginally better; just EEEEWWW!

I have had dreams about peeing too, but so far it has served as a warning that I need to wake up and take care of business, so far, so good. = )

Once when I was about 5, i had a dream the I needed to pee really bad, and that I went behind a bush to do it. I woke up seconds later completely soaked. I still have dreams like that, and they sometimes go on for quite a while as I visit toilet after toilet (don't ask me why a 2 or 3 bedroom house would have 7 or 8 bathrooms). I live in dread of the day I wake up soaked again. On that day, I'll know for sure that I'm not 22 anymore.

*LMAO* Don't you hate when they use your own words against you?

Six A's seems fitting. A few more, and that would be excessive. Any less, and it just wouldn't be enough. <br />
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And yea...i didn't mean to start it a'flowing, and was glad I could stop it. Actually, my dog was sitting nearby, so he's much happier than I could stop myself. Though, when I returned to the family room, he scolded me for going in the house. I guess turn around is fair play, since I've done the same to him.

LMAO@AaaaaaRGH.....dude, you totally need a couple more a's in your screen name...<br />
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When you gotta go, you gotta go!

Oh, Yes! I knew I should have hung onto my daughters sippies. Darn it! *Giggles*

I'm not ashamed or embarassed to admit it, but I was feeling lazy on Sunday and dribbled a little in my pants. Fortunately, I didn't get any on the couch, which in hindsight, maybe I should have. That couch is so damn comfortable it's partly to blame. Now that I think of it, maybe I should have been ashamed and embarrased to admit it so I didn't post this reply.