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Posted by Cueman147

51-55 year old man
36 experience groups and 79 stories

1. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one?
You have to hollow out the head.

2. Why won't they hire blondes as pharmacists?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

3. Hear about the blonde that got an AM RADIO?
It took her a month to realize she could play it in the afternoon.

4.What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned during Spring Training.

5. Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
To see what was on the other side.

6. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.

7. How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for French fries.

8. Why do blondes have more fun?
They're easier to amuse.

9. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.

10. Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with their hammers.

11. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.

12. What do you call it when a blonde blows into another blonde's ear?
Data transfer.

13. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

14. Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind.

15. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

16. Why are Asians so smart?
No blondes.

17. What is the biggest advantage to marrying a blonde?
You get to park in the Handicapped Zone.

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Posted on October 22nd, 2008 at 3:45AM

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Posted by Kindamagic on Oct 22nd, 2008 at 3:59AM

Hahahahaha, thanks.

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Posted by Cueman147 on Oct 22nd, 2008 at 4:15AM

I'm pleased somebody takes it in the lighthearted way it is meant...........................it's good to laugh even if the stereotyping is not true. The poor old Irish have suffered for years, but actually, as a nation they are very intelligent!
Maybe we should start a string of Irish jokes, or BLONDE Irish Jokes.............................LOL!

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Posted by Kindamagic on Oct 22nd, 2008 at 4:30AM

Blond, Irish Jokes? No way, I'll not have a single friend left. hiehiehie

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Posted by TendereyesPrincess on Oct 22nd, 2008 at 5:02AM

I am asian but sometimes I can be blond. *giggles* I am sure there are many blondes smarters than asian. Thanks for your joke.

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Posted by DelightfulBabe08 on Oct 22nd, 2008 at 9:08PM

Oh my God those are hilarious, some I hadn't heard before, I am always looking to expand my dumb blonde joke repertoire. Thanks

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