Stop the Violence!

Every five hours, a helpless kitten is being held by a gun in a alley... They are mercifully being robbed of their kibbles, sardines, and balls of yawn! :-(

This trend of robbing poor kittens must end! No kittens were harmed, yet... but many robbers walked away with defensive wounds, scratches, from the kitty victims. Not that the robbers didn't deserve it! =p

But many of the much needed balls of yawn, all colorful, have been sold on the street to unsuspecting women who like to knit... not knowing that the yawn had been stolen from helpless kittens before! These poor kittens are left to scramble to recover their lost treasures, for their families, which isn't always easy to find work and recuperate your loses, in this failing economy. And some kitties go hungry for days without their kibbles and sardines, which the robbers steal to be spiteful, and eat for snacks. :-/

YES! The robbers eat the kibbles too! Sick bastards! XD

Something must be done to stop this. Alert your local law enforcement and SPCA group, if you ever spot a robbery against kittens. The more people report it, the less it will happen!

Thanks for reading! :-)

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8 Responses Mar 15, 2009

It's all quite a catastrophe, those catty kittens.

None of this might have happened if the original kittens hadn't lost their mittens! What could they do but steal yarn from some Grandma's knitting basket so they could try and knit some mittens up fast. They know better than to come home without their mittens. Mama Kitty will tan their little tails. Now, it's a never ending cycle . . .

Bubbles will deny everything.

Not the good stuff, Shadow.

I think those kitties are hanging out in the alley trying to score a 1/2 oz. of catnip.

Hey!!! I have been advertising for any and all unwanted/homeless kittens in our local paper and have ~100 dropped off since yesterday!<br />
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I have all these kittens scampering about while I am trying to get even one’s attention so I can teach even one some kitten fu. All I have is kitten po-X(…DD

This why Mother Nature gave them fangs and claws! For get passive report a crime measures. Teach these little guys kitten fu !!!<br />
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They could run up the robers pant leg and do YOU KNOW WHAT to the robbers stuff !!!<br />
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I say take a bit out of crime and scratch there balls while you are at it!!!<br />
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I am also thinking these guys could use a little help from a certin Warrior Goddess!!!...DD

Sheeeeet, they don't even have any pockets.<br />
How much can they really be carrying?