I Go To Twitter For One Thing Only

There is one and only one account on twitter that I find worthwhile: shitmydadsays. He is so rude and blunt and foul-mouthed it's hilarious. Go and spend ten minutes reading through his outrageous one-liners, and that's it. You've seen the very best of twitter.

"******* Radio Shack. It's a wonder they even know how to use a bathroom and don't just walk around all day with **** in their pants."

"A mule kicked Uncle Bob once. Broke his ribs. He punched it in the face.. My point? You have an ingrown ******* toenail. Stop bitching."

"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear **** and took up fencing. How the **** you think, son? I exercised."

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it ****** you."

It doesn't get any better than this. :-(
shyle38 shyle38
26-30, M
Jul 25, 2010