Me And Tampons Are Not FriendsAfter wussing out 4 or 5 times before actually 'going for it ' I put the tampon in and was a like
"OH YEAH! FINALLY!" I won't deny there might have been some fist pumping.
Then after my wonderful performance of I Finally Got The Frickin' Tampon In (the Musical adaption of the book)
I felt really dizzy, broke out into sweat, almost puked, and nearly fell on the floor from shaking so much.
My mother said I just had an anxiety attack from stressing about it.
But I say tampons are plotting my downfall.
Now if I even try to put a tampon anywhere near 'there' I completely wuss out.
So yeah me and tampons aren't on good terms.
I have tried again and guess what!!!!
I failed. I failed Hardcore.
Mark it down, this is the beginnings of World War 3