Not For Me

I really don't understand the purpose behind funerals. I want to be buried in cardboard, with no chemicals pumped into my poor dead body and left to just be. I don't want to be painted up and propped up on display. That isn't how I want to be remembered and I honestly find it creepy. If I were going to have anything it would be a party, but I don't want that, I just want to be left alone.

If it were legal I would just be left out for the vultures and the opossums, but instead I will hope for the most natural burial I can have, without any ridiculous ceremony. Besides being a waste of financial resources, it is a waste of emotions and time for loved ones. If they really need to, they can watch them drop me in the hole. And I would be royally pissed to find out that someone went against my wishes on this. I think at the very least I should be able to have my way once I'm dead.
Randomsomething Randomsomething
22-25, F
1 Response May 22, 2012

when i think the time is right i will just walk off and die someplace like the indians use to do<br />
ihave lived alnow most my life may as well die the same way

Yes, it would be nice to be able to do something like that, it is a shame we are very limited in the way we are allowed to be taken care of after we die. I just want simplicity.