Watch Out....

 DrewBerry is engaged in stealing EP members groups, then selling them at a discount to other EP members. We need the EP police to look into this activity and put a stop to it.... hehe

chris914 chris914
46-50, M
33 Responses Mar 22, 2009

OMG - Call the police. Call the fire department (gotta have a HOT FIREMAN at a time like this). Call the lawyer.<br />
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~ where's my special book of numbers? ~ dials big scary men to get rough with SG!!<br />
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"Big Scary Men? Um yeah, I'm gonna need your services again.. "

(STG... lurking in bushes, INSANELY jealous of Drew for having had such a nice spanking, decides to steal all of her experiences as a pay back...<br />
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bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)

That is true. No crime has been committed. She was detained and spanked... and released on her own cognisance.

SVU? Lemon-alien guy? Please explain. There has been no crime here.

Forget the EP Police. I think we have enough here for the next installment of CSI SVU.

:: swoons ::

Heres lookin at you kid .........

(oh my, I see the ploy now.. nevermind salar.. proceed with your plan).<br />
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~ sucker for bad boys here ~

Drew told you before Experience deficiency syndrome <br />
or envy for short iam desperate come on you got loads lets see oh chris mm their not bad , krissie hmmm

Who's side are you guys on anyway!<br />
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~ can't trust anyone ~

Pssst..... Pssst .... Drew .... Drew psssst ... hiding behind parked car ..... look somebdy told me your the person to buy some experiances he said youve got plenty bags of them look I will pay cash

Krissie watch out ..... ahh sorry to late shes got them

Yeah Krissie... don't worry about Drew... Let me finish my story... ;p

*very interesting* not a lot to choose from, but the collection is top notch:<BR><BR>I WAS SMITTEN BY CAPTAIN KIRK AS A GIRL (can't go wrong with a Captain Kirk experience.) I think Speechless would agree.<BR><BR>oh no, she GETS TURNED ON BY THE AVATAR OF THE MAN STRAIGHTENING HIS TIE... (looses points)<BR><BR>but she MOOS AT COWS (okay, redeemed herself with this one)....<BR><br />
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* skulks into seedy 70s van with lampshade and fishnet dude * rockin' music plays in the background....

Alright... I'll help.<br />
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Krissie come over here a second... let me tell you a story... hehe

Hurry lampshade and bluega - distract Krissie...<br />
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I'm going in for a look see at her experiences...

lmao<br />
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Yes I am sneaky... you have to watch this lamp every minute.. ;p<br />
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I can't behave. That's no fun ayway...

LOL - I have been douped or is it dooped.. whatev.<br />
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All you had to do was ask lampshade... hard to force yourself on the willing, but i see how you operate now... <br />
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I much prefer the straight forward approach, though this cat and mouse game has proven to be an adventure.<br />
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OH B-E-H-A-V-E.

No admittance to said accusation... Noted!<br />
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Report filed... case closed.<br />
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SSSSSSSSSSSpank!<br />
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hehe<br />
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You know... I never thought you WERE the group thief. The plan all along was to spank you... hehe

Me welcomes the spanking lampshade, but I put out a disclaimer that acceptance of said spanking does not in anyway imply my said admission and / or guilt in this matter. I just think a good spanking is the least you can do to make up for all this mess. <br />
I'm glad you saw the error of your ways. I will remember this kindnes...<br />
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* bends over to take her medicine *

lmao<br />
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Okay I guess we have the wrong gal here... <br />
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Sorry to have detained you for no reason.<br />
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We'll let you go with a spanking... okay?

I deny it all. 'I did not have sexual relations with that wom.." (oh wait, wrong scandal)<br />
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I want a lawyer. I want my mommy. I want a HOT FIREMAN to come rescue me... <br />
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~ hero alert. hero alert ~

Drew, Where were you on the night in question....<br />
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?Keep in mind that we know the answers.<br />
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You want a lawyer?<br />
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Well you can't have one...

No no no... come over here and sit down. Blue and I have some questions for you.<br />
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Now... were you or were you not commenting on Fluters story on March 21st at 5:41 P.M. about having stolen experiences in your 70's van?<br />
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Hmm? Come on... answer the question...

*thrashes furiously*<BR><BR>'this is an injustice' <BR><BR>that chick in flutters story is an IMPOSTER... <BR><BR>I want my lawyer. you can't prove a thing.<br />
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~ how do I change my IP address ~

WTG blue.... Now we got her....

*slaps fuzzy cuffs on Drew* Come with me please.

Uh huh? And if we go read flutter story....... hehe

Hey! This inflammatory story is an OUTRAGE. <br />
Someone is smearing my good reputation around here (it was already suspect, I know). But, no one has any PROOF.... Innocent until proven guilty....<br />
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~ flag this member ~

No... I just pretend I don't know... ;p

I don't have to. You're always the one hiding. You're like a one yr. old who thinks we can't see you under that lamp shade.

As long as you don't hide from me Myo... ;-)

I'm the queen of the bargain shoppers. I will hide from the EPolice.