It was a cold *** night, I was on my bike wondering why in the hell the bastards waited so long to give me the 12 inch tube and a package to drop off so late in the day. The skys grew darker.The 12 inch tube was safe in my saddle bag and the package slipped a little inside my leather duster as it started to rain. I wound the throttle to full as the bike picked up speed. Crap! The rain fell harder as I wished that this was a helment law state just like I always do when I get stuck without one. The street pole lights came on as the rain danced and jumped off the road as it twisted in the nights light as it grew darker still. A wave of cold water from a passing car soaked my boot as to tell me HAAH YOUR NOT GOING TO MAKE IT. Damn! If I drive all the way over here and they are closed...I am going to ****! The brisk cold night air blew threw my hair giving me a chill as I pulled up to a tall dark building. Taking in the view I thought of the 911 crash and pulled into the parking area inside, looking up quickly for any lost planes....hmmm...no hum of any plane engines either as a smile came across my lips. AHH Dry! Everyone must have gone home I figured due to the almost empty lot. I pressed the open button on the elevator and the shiny doors parted as I stepped inside. I could hear the clip clip clip of heels running for the elevator. A blond woman threw her hand inside to hold the doors. Red nails on a little hand. She was HOT! I melted into her dark blue eyes.. and saw nice legs threw the slit in her skirt. Her blouse was open enough to see milky white skin. I smiled and noticed her scornful look. "Oh, so that's how it's going to be" I thought to my self. To good for a dirty biker? The elevator started to move and I remembered the tube in my saddle bag. I threw my hand out and hit the stop button and yelled "I got a package but the 12 inch tube....Damn!" The blonds dark blue eyes opened wide and her mouth dropped wide open! The elevator stopped. I saw fear come over her as she trembled and stepped back into the corner. I tryed to explain but the words froze and nothing came out of my mouth. She said "Please don't hurt me...I'll do anything you want...ANYTHING! And she un-button her shirt and reached a hand out gently to me.Tears swelled as her large breast heaved up and down. It started to look like she was sorry for that scornful look she gave me. She was standing top less in a thong when I heard it.......ERRRRRRR ERRRRRR ERRRRRR The most ugly sound in the world!!!!! MY ALARM CLOCK! Well there sure ain't no light at the end of that tunnel!