The Gender Gap.

So, I've been trying to work out what the male equivalent of this particular set of circumstances is. Crazy Cat Chap just doesn't have the ring of truth to it that the female stereotype does.

So far I've come up with a range of options, all of which sound fairly appealing, although some require less effort than others.

  • Dirty Old Man - whooo hooo!
  • Wise bearded hermit in a cave - only if I can get internet
  • Grumpy Old Man - need a partner in crime
  • Hugh Heffner
  • Bag Man

    Anyone got any other ideas??
    TheTardyDodo TheTardyDodo
    31-35, M
    11 Responses Jul 23, 2007

    dirty bird, crazy old coot, sometimers patient, petrified fart. Just a few that came to mind off hand, lol.

    feathery man whom I have trapped inside a cardboard box?<br />
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    dirty old man would make you sound like some rapist lol

    Sorry about my peni... *looks down to check* Oh. I see what you mean. :(

    I heard a female comic once who said every time she sees a middle-aged guy driving a flashy Corvette she feels like yelling out, "Sorry about your p*nis!"

    I heard a female comic once who said every time she sees a middle-aged guy driving a flashy Corvette she feels like yelling out, "Sorry about your p*nis!"

    hahahhah... I quite like the idea of the Vintage Corvette, although presumably marriage needs to precede that. Darn it, actual effort!

    Model Train Collector - Sports Addict Couch Potato - Fisherman (See also "alcoholic") - Fly fisherman (See also "psychotic alcoholic") - Vintage Corvette owner (See also divorcee with profound manhood issues)

    hahahahaha... wait. you weren't talking about the guy on the pogo stick, were you??

    Yeah, his name is: Van Halen!=}

    There's a dude in that van?!?! Holy moses on a pogo stick!

    The old man that lives in a van down by the river?