Why Do You?

First let me say,  if I did Wtk....

I would type out the actual words "I want to know."

So, I don't want to know what kind of sandwich I am.

I don't want to know what my socks say about me.

I don't want to know what time of day I am.

I don't want to know if I am a plate or a cup.

I guess the only thing I really want to know is why do you want to know?

Lilt Lilt
46-50
52 Responses Feb 24, 2009

I ALMOST took the "I WTK what kind of flower you are," Destry. But then I came to my senses. I was afraid it may be some high-maintenence annual. <br />
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Lysol is some serious stuff, Frito. Get those 99.9% icky germs outta here. <br />
You have my 100% trust to get the job done.

Haha some stories should be reread over and over. :)<br />
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Well call me weird but I always worry about folks who are interested in "what kind of bathroom product" we might be!<br />
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Perhaps I could be Lysol ...might be helpful against the child abusers. <br />
I'm still grinning over the Lilt image as a giant plunger!

It's all lies, Pedrovoter!<br />
You're a good friend for not spreading any rumors.

"I WTK what bathroom product you are?"<br />
<br />
Really? <br />
Well, I'm a huge plunger. A plunger of these ridiculous quizzes.

I wtk what difference it makes, hurldoggydude?<br />
They can go on either foot, or hand.

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. I just looked to my right and see that <br />
"WTK" has been reduced to "WK."<br />
<br />
k

STOP!

Oh dear. <br />
See? These quizzes are just not healthy, Max.<br />
They do much more harm than good.

Yes Chickadee, who really knows what happens to your psyche when you spend your whole life thinking you are red jello.....and the quiz says you are green jello??? <br />
Or even more traumatic....you think you are a Nike running shoe and the quiz says you are a comfortable clog.

I really, really, really don't WTK. Really.

Destry! Come back to us, girlfriend!!

Who knew that in addition to being the mainstay of the counterculture the Yippies would also have great household tips? <br />
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I WTK if those who WTK really WTK or are just pretending to WTK because all of their friends WTK and they just don't want to be left out.

I WTK what kind of quiz you are?

Nyxie, that reminds me of something funny.<br />
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Do you remember The Yippies? They always came to campus to protest everything "establishment." This guy sang a song about the evils of WonderBread. One of his verses was how WonderBread is only good for picking up broken glass. Years later, I used this advice to clean up a shattered platter off my new bamboo floor. It worked!

No, but you might be able to use them to wash your kitchen floor.

IDK...I'm so confused.<br />
What if I find out one of my friends is a sponge cake?<br />
Do I need to cut them off?

I only WTK one thing.....who creates these WTK themes? and I thought I had a weird job.....

Now you DO WTK?? I thought you didn't!

I WTK what kind of cake you are?<br />
Will this stuff ever end?<br />
<br />
Does knowing you are a strawberry shortcake improve your quality of living.?<br />
Does it guide your decision-making process in some way?<br />
Do you think people who are pound cakes have weight issues?<br />
Do you think the devil's food cake people need to be saved?<br />
Do you think the German chocolate cakes are good designers?<br />
<br />
I really WTK.

Pretty doily??<br />
Who has doilies, Al??<br />
And that sandwich is making my arteries clog up.

And I am in your pants and I really, really, really DWTK!

"I wtk if you are a MySpace, a Twitter, or a Facebook?"<br />
<br />
This is a blasphemous question to be posted on EP.<br />
What a shame.

lol<br />
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That is usually what I tell my kids, "idk and idwtk!"

I don't know, Bee. And I don't want to know.<br />
Does that clear things up?

I wtk why we waste our time wanting to know what other people wtk. Do we really wtk or think others should wtk?........ok, I'm really confused now.

"I Wtk what country matches your sexuality."<br />
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I think this has gone to far. <br />
There are children on this site.

....er...operate a WHAT?

I commented on that medieval profession thing, too...only I said I would have wanted to be a trebuchet operator. I don't think it was one of the options on the quiz, but in my opinion it was much cooler.

***gasp***

Amen! I have been absolved! I will now go forward and sin no more.

It was meant to be, Nyxie! <br />
That was the first story of yours I ever read.<br />
We hooked up in that thread.<br />
Shame be lifted!

No... it was the "I WTK what songs you love to hate" experience. *hangs head in shame*

Which one was it....I wtk your medieval profession?<br />
That's my favorite.

Bless me, Sister Lilt, for I have sinned. I'm guilty of one "Wtk" offense, but only because the whole experience title wouldn't fit within the preset space. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

I think the last quiz like I took like that<br />
was in Seventeen magazine.<br />
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Yes Krypton, Arthur Grey is most stunning.

I get nothing out of those quizzes, so I don't do them. <br />
Pedro's cat is the most beautiful creature ever to grace this earth.

I want to know what kind of voice of reason you are, WhatNot?

OK

Whew, glad to hear it.

It seems we are in the minority, guy.<br />
I just checked and there are 517 stories what start with "I wtk."<br />
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Here's a personal favorite of mine....<br />
I wtk your medieval profession.

*laughs out loud*<br />
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I take the silly little quizzes sometimes, purely for my own amusement or out of sheer boredom. I might even post my results in a story, but I don't join the groups because I don't wtk either.

EEK

M-O-U-S-EEEE!

I am a 45 year old woman,<br />
you don't have to spell around me.

le0n. you're scaring me. That's lizard speak.

imho....i always thought that meant in my honest opinion, i never knew it meant humble

IdkwIdwtk

I wtk why you don't wtk.

haha....i agree. except i do wonder what my socks would say about me. yesteday i wore a pair of watermelon socks, and today, monkeys!!! i despise white socks...<br />
<br />
'my socks would only tell stories of neglect.<br />
I'm a barefoot kind of girl.'...LOL

My make up is Windsor Newton with a Liquitex matte medium.<br><br />
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Glad to see you feeling better, Arthur.

lilt, you did write a story on the socks. I think it was one of the first stories of yours I commented on. I've been stalking you since. BTW, IWTK what kind of makeup U R.

And if I were an animal...I'd be a cow and jump over Mikal the fork and the moon.<br />
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LeOn, my socks would only tell stories of neglect.<br />
I'm a barefoot kind of girl.