I Am Not An Alcoholic

I drink alone, I drink every day, I drink too much, I don't care what you crazy Bible-beltists have to say about AA... I'm not an alcoholic. I am a student with no job so why wouldn't I just crank up the crazy dial a little bit? I personally think anybody who says i'm an alcoholic is jealous they can't get away with what I do and just want me to get a job and stop mooching but why would I do that if I didn't have to yet? I usually have some rum, vodka, or beer. I HAVE drank too much before and that's called EXPERIENCE because now I know when to stop. If you eat or take prescription drugs or work out to fill a hole- you're not better than me, you're the same and you might as well admit you like to do something habitually because humans are beings of habit.
FyreSt0rm FyreSt0rm
22-25
7 Responses May 6, 2012

New account, tolling people's stories, he's both a troll and an alcoholic.

hmmm yes, you have a point.

i still say he's a troll

I hope so, else he's as much of a tosser as me!

you're not a tosser =/

I am an alcoholic, and find your story quite sad, not because I'm saint who no longer drinks, but because you sound like me twenty years ago, that makes me sad, I hope you deal with this before I did, having to go through detox on a regular basis is no fun, it's ****, carry on the way you are going and you will have the misfortune to know exactly what I mean.

go review his activities. He makes an account today and the first thing he does is spew hate on us? gimme a break.

ewww at chunks

Have to admit I didn't bother looking at the profile! Opps It's looking like a certain Troll needs to start taking ant-abuse! I'm so crap at the whole not drinking thing, can't begin to explain how crap I'm being today!

*hugs* its ok!

No it's not ok, so damn mad at myself! Supposed to be in the shop tomorrow! Doesn't look like that's happening! Pissed off at myself, need to stop doing this!

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Now red solo cup is the best receptacle<br />
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals<br />
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles<br />
If you prefer drinkin' from glass<br />
<br />
Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposable<br />
In fourteen years they are decomposable<br />
And unlike my home they are not foreclosable<br />
Freddie Mac can kiss my ***, woo!<br />
<br />
Red solo cup, I fill you up<br />
Let's have a party, let's have a party<br />
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,<br />
Proceed to party, proceed to party<br />
<br />
Now I really love how you're easy to stack<br />
But I really hate how you're easy to crack<br />
Cause when beer runs down, in front of my back<br />
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky<br />
<br />
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten<br />
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written<br />
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'<br />
On them, to help me get lucky<br />
<br />
Red solo cup, I fill you up<br />
Let's have a party, let's have a party<br />
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,<br />
Proceed to party, proceed to party<br />
<br />
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow<br />
But only you red will do for this fellow<br />
Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello<br />
And you are the Fruit to my Loom<br />
<br />
Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic<br />
More than amazing, you're more than fantastic<br />
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic<br />
When I look at you and say:<br />
"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup (No, no, God no)<br />
You're my friend, yea (Lifelong)<br />
Thank you for being my friend"<br />
<br />
Red solo cup, I fill you up<br />
Let's have a party, let's have a party<br />
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,<br />
Proceed to party, proceed to party<br />
[repeat]

lmao bring it!

fail troll

Sounds like someone's in denial to me. You doth protest too much!

alriiiiight.............and why am i prejudiced?