I Am Not An Alcoholic

I drink alone, I drink every day, I drink too much, I don't care what you crazy Bible-beltists have to say about AA... I'm not an alcoholic. I am a student with no job so why wouldn't I just crank up the crazy dial a little bit? I personally think anybody who says i'm an alcoholic is jealous they can't get away with what I do and just want me to get a job and stop mooching but why would I do that if I didn't have to yet? I usually have some rum, vodka, or beer. I HAVE drank too much before and that's called EXPERIENCE because now I know when to stop. If you eat or take prescription drugs or work out to fill a hole- you're not better than me, you're the same and you might as well admit you like to do something habitually because humans are beings of habit.
FyreSt0rm FyreSt0rm
22-25
6 Responses May 6, 2012

New account, tolling people's stories, he's both a troll and an alcoholic.

hmmm yes, you have a point.

i still say he's a troll

you're not a tosser =/

Now red solo cup is the best receptacle<br />
From barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals<br />
And you sir do not have a pair of testicles<br />
If you prefer drinkin' from glass<br />
<br />
Hey red solo cup is cheap and disposable<br />
In fourteen years they are decomposable<br />
And unlike my home they are not foreclosable<br />
Freddie Mac can kiss my ***, woo!<br />
<br />
Red solo cup, I fill you up<br />
Let's have a party, let's have a party<br />
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,<br />
Proceed to party, proceed to party<br />
<br />
Now I really love how you're easy to stack<br />
But I really hate how you're easy to crack<br />
Cause when beer runs down, in front of my back<br />
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky<br />
<br />
But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten<br />
Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written<br />
On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin'<br />
On them, to help me get lucky<br />
<br />
Red solo cup, I fill you up<br />
Let's have a party, let's have a party<br />
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,<br />
Proceed to party, proceed to party<br />
<br />
Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow<br />
But only you red will do for this fellow<br />
Cause you are the Abbott into my Costello<br />
And you are the Fruit to my Loom<br />
<br />
Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic<br />
More than amazing, you're more than fantastic<br />
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic<br />
When I look at you and say:<br />
"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup (No, no, God no)<br />
You're my friend, yea (Lifelong)<br />
Thank you for being my friend"<br />
<br />
Red solo cup, I fill you up<br />
Let's have a party, let's have a party<br />
I love you red solo cup, I lift you up,<br />
Proceed to party, proceed to party<br />
[repeat]

lmao bring it!

fail troll

Sounds like someone's in denial to me. You doth protest too much!

alriiiiight.............and why am i prejudiced?