Late Night Trip To Denny's

One night, about 10 or 11pm, me and my buddy decided to go to Denny's to get as jacked on caffine as humanly possible for less than three dollars. We had a great time, ended up eating breakfast for dinner and chatting for a few hours. Well, refills came and went and before we knew it we had both had more than half a gallon of coffee apiece. If that wasn't bad enough, we had one last refill to go, which put our total coffee consumption for the evening at eight ounces apiece. Neither of us came anywhere close to sleep until several hours and one South Park marathon later. I came close as hell to throwing up, but I managed to keep it down.

I've never had a coffee binge like that since, but I've been known to put away a quart or so if I'm feeling down. Honestly, coffee makes me happy, and I'm not cutting back except for the occasional detox to replenish my sensitivity to the caffeine's effect.