I Eat Grapes Everyday

I drink until I feel those bubbles blur into my eyes.
Some people only have a glass, or two. I could,

but my glasses would be thick plastic cups filled. Why would I sip when i could gulp. I think to much it hurts.

So sometimes I drink until the thoughts slow, until my teeth turn purple and I smile at my blury face in the mirror. I never drink out of wine glasses, or glass at all.

Give me a cup, give me a mug. Gulp.
cameblue cameblue
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2 Responses Jun 13, 2013

"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be ****** up."~ Mitch Hedberg

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait!"
~ Mitch Hedberg