Killing My Date

One day after school, this really hot guy that I've had a crush on came up to me and started talking to me. I haven't talked to him very much so I was way excited. He asked me if I would hang out with him that weekend. That Friday I hung out at his house with some of his friends. I had to take a dump REALLY bad but I was too embarrass to stink up the bathroom. Finally, it got so bad that I farted while they were talking and it was coming out, so I booked it and luckily found the bathroom. I ran in and later found out that they could hear everything while I was in there. It doesn't end here...Coming to find out, the toilet was broken and wouldn't flush. So my hot crush came to help me out and got this disgusted look on his face. He never asked me out again.
Stacy8989 Stacy8989
18-21, F
3 Responses Jul 21, 2010

That sucks we all have to go as that book says. If he couldn't except that then he wasn't right for you anyway.

"Better an empty house than a dirty tenant" as my dear old Irish Grandma used to say.<br />
And that goes for your "Hot Crush" as well He did you a big favour by making himself scarce.<br />
You were, and are ,obviously MUCH too good for the weakling!

Nudy is correct. Yeah yeah, as if his poop comes out looking like My Little Ponies and smells of Roses! Everyone has to go to the bathroom. I'll bet this was the first time he discovered that girls need to as well xD Nope, he isn't worth it. So sorry that you had to go through that though.