Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own s'emen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fa'p into the frying pan, using my se'men in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick gf, I noticed my neighbour's daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to f'ap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My gf did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my lover.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
jasonBK1 jasonBK1
18-21, M
2 Responses Apr 20, 2016

You sick *****. I'm glad EP is shutting down! Now I don't have to come across any more disgusting posts like yours! Pervert!

Hahaha that's great and I admit I've done it myself and my wife and kids ate it up... Literally

You're another sicko!