Farted In My Mom's Face

One night a few years ago my mom came home from a night out very drunk. I was 15 and it was just her and I living in the house since her and my dad got divorced. I was already in bed, she stumbled in to check on me. I was awake but laying on my stomach and had just farted under the covers, when she went to kiss me on the cheek the blanket lifted and she got a smell. I was pretending to be asleep, anyhow instead of pulling away she actually leaned down and I could hear her sniffing quietly. as she leaned down closer I let a long, hot, stinky fart go about 3 inches from her face, she jumped back a little, then leaned down and sniffed again before she got up and went to her own room. I think she didnt really know I was awake but it was really hot.
dml68 dml68
31-35, M
1 Response Sep 17, 2012

She should have put her face in it