The Hooks In the Ceiling

Roy is one of those guys who loves to boast at the bar, especially when the talk comes around to sex...and he sees that it does most every time.

We were at the bar for a beer or two on guys night out, when Roy starts telling us about his latest obsession. It seems that he'd been on some **** site and followed a link over to another kinky site, and someplace came across a video of some guys being tied up and their ***** wanked by at least two other guys while a girlfriend watched.

Anyway, Roy says that he's been thinking about it ever since and because his significant other, Maggie, is usually willing to experiment, he asked her if she'd ever consider bondage. She flatly refused him right off, until he clarified that it was not her that would be tied up, but him. Then she started to listen and get the idea.

At first, he said, she was suspicious, but when he went to find the **** site to show her, he couldn't find the way back...instead, he found a story about a girlfriend forcing her boyfriend to "ride a pole" that was chained to the ceiling.

Most of us were lost at this point, so he picked up a pretzel stick and held it out like a Lincoln log to show us how it was attached at either end and could swing back and forth or sideways. I wasn't quite getting the point of this, but listened politely, even as the other guys were cutting up and interrupting.

Roy talked about how easy it might be to construct, and how he'd like to try that, maybe in their basement. They have an unfinished basement with exposed ceiling/floor joists, so it might be easy to rig.

Roy said that he went to the local home improvement store and bought the necessary chain and two eye-bolts, several screw hooks and one long landscaping timber that was sanded smooth or at least didn't have rough edges and splinters waiting to happen. he said they also got some carpet sample squares that they cut in half and wrapped around the timber.

So by now, I was the only one paying attention and I asked him how he used it. Roy dropped his voice lower so that not everyone was listening any more, and simply said, "******* great."
I told him that wasn't what I had asked, but HOW did they use it, and he backed up a few steps, keeping his voice low and told me.

He said he screwed the hooks into the ceiling joists, and suspended the log by use of the eye-bolts through the ends. He says he dangled a few chains from the hooks so they could adjust the height and so that she could do other things with him. "Other things?" I asked.

"Yeah," he admits, "like suspending my arms above me when I'm straddling the pole."

I look at him to see if he's kidding, and clearly he waiting for me to get the full impact of this.
What the hell was he tell me? If his arms are chained above his head and his legs are straddling the pole, where is she?

"She's teasing my nips and raising the bar" he describes.
I think he's using an expression for giving him an erection until he clarified that this was actually what he meant.
"She's making you sit on the log?" I ask.
"Yeah, and then swings it back and forth."

I'm trying to get the mental picture of this, when I ask, "So what does it do for you?"

"Dude, don't you get it? I forces me to lean forward on the log...pushing my balls and **** up. It's a little compression on my package."

"Dude," I respond in kind, exaggerating the term, " you're talking about CBT.... ****, ball torture!"

"Yeah" he admits. "And boy, does it get us off!"

I scowled at him and he broke off the conversation, "Don't knock it until you've tried it!"
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Nov 27, 2012