Friends

Are you tired of all those mushy "friends" poems

that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself!

Friend,

When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared, ..I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, ..I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ***.

When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.

This is my oath, ..I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

P.S. Send this poem to ten of your closest friends or else you will have bad luck and go to hell and get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

P.P.S. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
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5 Responses Jul 21, 2010

Glad that you liked it giggles... Need a body moved? LOL!!!!<br />
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WIB - Yes the best friends are the ones that will tell you like it is and then when your down will give you a hug...<br />
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Madien - Hey, got to smile about something right? LOL!!! I have many a shirt and will and have allowed many of my friends to soak it with their tears and blow their noses on it... Of course it is washable... ;-P

That's true, the best kind of friends are the ones who tell you to stop being ridiculous and then put an arm around your shoulder and let you cry for half an hour ... and then let you blow your nose in their handkerchief.

OMG I loved this poem :) It describes my friendships so well..... the best! And my favorite part was the P.P.S. I have that on my desk and it's true ;p

Thanks ForeverBambi.... It is being a true friend.......

That was fantastic. I loved that poem a lot. That is the kind of friend I am looking for..why? Because you expressed the cardinal trait to me..loyalty.