Supermarket ManA man is standing in line at the checkout queue. His basket contains:
one pint of milk,
a small loaf of bread,
a tub of soured cream
and a six-pack of AA batteries.
As his turn arrives, he notices that the very pretty checkout girl is taking a prolonged and interested look at the items he is about to purchase. She reaches for the eggs first and before she scans them she looks him in the eye and says with a knowing certainty, “You’re not married are you?”
He smiles and asks, “How did you know?”
“Because you’re an ugly (ba)stard!” she said without apology.
gerardfsmith 41-45, M 4 Responses 4 Dec 14, 2010