The Ufo Issue

I have it on good authority that UFO's are, for the most part, unidentifiable objects that fly. My sources tell me that there is an absolute certainty that there are many unidentifiable objects reported every day that seem to fly about in an unidentifiable way, and thus are unidentifiable in nature. It is not necessary to be engaged in the act of drinking alcohol to witness such phenomena, but it does help immensely.
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Jul 30, 2010